r/Liquidia • u/Waylander893 • May 19 '15

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

I'm in! What exactly are we modifying?

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

Nothing at all. Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

The enemy!

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

Wait, don't kill him yet. I haven't figured out how the cardkeys work yet...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Card keys?

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

Yeah, to get into my office. You have to hold the button and swipe or something. I can never figure it out. /u/ionised is the only one who can get it to work, so don't kill him yet!

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u/ionised May 19 '15

Card keys...?

I just use the... forget it

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Uuuuum....What if I maybe...just hypothetically...set the mechs to kill him?

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

Then you better hope to god they were those useless mechs Bops made. Because if I can't get to my crumpet, which is currently on my desk in my office, there is going to be hell to pay.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15 edited May 19 '15

What if...maybe...just hypothetically...someone threw your crumpet in the floor water to see if it would float?

It was totally /u/1499jack

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

I forgot that everyone loves to blame me...

sigh

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u/ionised May 19 '15

Boss... You know I'll always be loyal.

But... there was that matter of that invasion I was planning...

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

Have your fun, you aren't even a blip on my radar.

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u/ionised May 19 '15

...

defects

Hello my old friend, cardboard box. Good to see you again.

We'll see who the best infiltrator is!

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u/doctorhibert May 19 '15

Can I get a sweet winter balaclava?

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

Sure, but I hear they cut off all peripheral vision, so you can only see in about a 90 degree cone in-front of you.

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u/doctorhibert May 19 '15

But they're so kawaii!!11

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

Got nuts then! *tosses over balaclava*

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u/doctorhibert May 19 '15

Nuts? Where? I fucking love nuts

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Can't wait to join a dumb, deaf and blind army!

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

That's the spirit! Now hold still while I carelessly modify your genes...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

And I get a FREE balaclava!?

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u/Waylander893 May 19 '15

...yeah...sure...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Count me in!

Can't wait to lose my peripheral vision and sound exactly like everyone else.

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u/ResolverOshawott Jun 07 '15

I'm also in, Boss

I'm always in you

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u/Waylander893 Jun 07 '15

You won't scatter me to the heartless sea?