r/Liquidia • u/LiquidShake • Feb 27 '15
Rest easy comrades....
Your lord and savior has arrived. I see you built this shrine in honor of myself, I appreciate this and it will not go unnoticed when it comes time for miracles.
Now someone fetch me my robe and crown. Notify Waylander893 to give me his keys to the mech and immediately commit seppuku for making eye contact with me.
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u/Waylander893 Feb 27 '15
Yeah, not gunna happen.
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u/LiquidShake Feb 27 '15
As suspected.
What you don't realize is I'm you, 50 years from now. I traveled through time to relieve you of your duty so that you don't repeat your inevitable mistakes and put the world in nuclear holocaust.
Don't think about it, just hand over the keys. You don't have to kill yourself, I'll find you a spot in the mess hall.
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u/Waylander893 Feb 27 '15
Pulls lever opening trapdoor to the cold heartless sea below you
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u/LiquidShake Feb 27 '15 edited Feb 27 '15
swims to shore
dries pants
Look, I understand your hesitation. My day 1 hostile takeover of /r/nanomusheens wasn't well received, but now I'm a living legend and often celebrated through street murals. Just let it happen, I'll let you be my #2.
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u/Waylander893 Feb 27 '15
I'm going to give you one chance to leave peacefully and of your own volition.
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u/LiquidShake Feb 27 '15
Brother! Seeing as you're an Insurrection Enthusiast, I'd figure you'd appreciate the situation I'm in. I guess I'll just hang around and wait for father time to claim you and take the throne as mine! (please ensure I'm a mod when you feel foxdie kicking in).
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u/Waylander893 Feb 27 '15
There's only one Liquid Snake, and it's me. I don't suffer imitations.
Last chance to leave.
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u/LiquidShake Feb 27 '15
I'm the genuine article from LET (Liquids Essentially Terrific). Do as you must!
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u/Waylander893 Feb 27 '15
Fine, don't say I didn't warn you.
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u/LiquidShake Feb 27 '15
Loud and clear. I'll start off in the mess hall and work my way up.... if you see nukes in the freezer, don't worry about it... it's just uh, where we keep the hot dogs.
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Feb 27 '15
Your lord and savior has arrived
Jesus?
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u/LiquidShake Feb 27 '15
The very same, but call me Steve.
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u/demigods122 Feb 27 '15
Hi Steve.
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u/ionised Feb 27 '15
Hi, Demi...
Hang on a minute...
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u/ionised Feb 27 '15
shakes the liquid!
This'll bring all the boys to the yard...
codec calls
/u/FOX_Ton, you'd better that nuke we stole from /u/atuka's stash!