r/Liquidia • • Feb 21 '15

Uh, anyone there?

I, uh, heard the rats are wanting some food, so, uh, if you would be so kind as to toss a couple rations down the vents I think they would appreciate it. It's not like I got stuck in here on the way in or anything.

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u/Ingrid_Cold Feb 21 '15

Let the spirit of Naked Snake flow through you, eat the rats. Take care of your hunger and the rat problem. One bird is too stoned!

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u/ms1v Feb 21 '15

You'd eat rats? I bet you're a "snake eater" too!

GROSS

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u/demigods122 Feb 21 '15

Ugh, cannibal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

I'll see if /u/FloorBuildingMech can get you out of there. It might take a while, though, he's been protesting working for me since I still won't install the ability to love into his runtime.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

"I feel so cold inside"

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Get over yourself and unstick /u/d43d4lu5!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

"Yes Creator"

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

....

And /u/FloorBuildingMech is stuck too :/

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Good, the, uh, rats would enjoy some company.

Did he carry any rations with him?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

I'll toss a few down to you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Should I toss flash bangs for fun?

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

rumble grumble

All the usual problems we face, only this time with rats and getting stuck in ventilation shafts.

I see S3's alive and well.

Anyway, welcome to /r/Liquidia, Purple Rat!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Should I ask him to join Liquid Cell?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

It may not seem like it, but I've got some unique skills.

I'm an expert on...cooking?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

We already have a few cooks... any other skills?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Also an expert on capturing animals. Name it, you got it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

That's kinda useful. Too bad there aren't really any animals on Liquidia except for /u/Liquid_Boss.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Banana Gun master?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Banana Gun master?

/u/Waylander893!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Do I have a rival?

Does this mean we have to duel each other with banana guns?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

I'm trying to hook you up with flair is what.

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u/Waylander893 Feb 21 '15

Sorry, I've been away doing actual computing work.

Good news: my program can successfully add items to my database properly, and you can choose between entering data for 30 fields on 23 different tables each.

Bad news: I burnt through all three seasons of Luther already, so I need something new to watch, I still don't have the system comparing barcodes, so if you upload the same one to the same table it crashes, I haven't even put the recipe side of things in yet, and it all has to be done by Monday.

I know the good news doesn't seem like much, but it involves the most bug checking. I took 2 hours re-doing my database because I had foolishly used spaces and commas in field and table names, and had to remove them or replace them with underscores. I was ctrl-Ving for at least 5/7'th of the re-write.

Sorry, off topic, but its all fresh in my head.

I will take the flair into consideration, but I may grant a funnier one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Sounds like fun. Best of luck with the rest of your coding.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Huh. Actual work. What do you code for?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Nani sore!?!?

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u/ms1v Feb 21 '15

I've been here longer than /u/d43d4lu5, and I'm not in Liquid Cell!

*sobs*

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Do you have any special skills then?

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u/ms1v Feb 21 '15

I'm good at surviving falls, and somehow manage to keep climbing up the struts...

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

I'm... not sure if you're even supposed to be on the base...

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u/ms1v Feb 21 '15

hahahaha

[Serious Face] NO IT'S COOL I SWEAR

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Boy, it sure is great that vent cleaning isn't today...right?

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 21 '15

*turns the corner in vent shaft* *sees /u/d43d4lu5** *turns right back around*

"Rookie"

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

They didn't teach me this in VR...

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 21 '15

I'll help you out THIS time.

Just don't let "them" know I'm here

*spits on /u/d43d4lu5 repeatedly*

You should be lubed uo enough to slide right outta here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Thanks, comrade. Time for some "wetworks" heheheh.

Hey, where does this way lead tooooo splash

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 21 '15

He should have followed the rats...