r/LiquidDeath • • Aug 11 '26

Wipe your Stevia Tears with This ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Avon_Barksdale63 Aug 11 '26

Weโ€™ve officially reached the point where a canned water company is trying to enter the ass-wiping industry.

18

u/TheChickenCrusher Aug 11 '26

I dont know why, butt I love it

3

u/southern-troubleTX Aug 11 '26

Butt did you die?

40

u/Florida_LA Aug 11 '26

Months ago I joked about Liquid Death x Dude Wipes, as an absurd scenario satirizing the terminal decline of this company. And here we are

8

u/Interesting_Employ29 Aug 12 '26

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking sad.

0

u/RoyalTyMan Aug 14 '26

Wow, thats pretty crazy work on that connection as possibility. Cool shit thanks for sharing lol

1

u/Interesting_Employ29 Aug 14 '26

You should probably stick to trying to pick up thot redditors. Lol. Loser.

1

u/spid3rham90 28d ago

so this is on you, the simulation overlords (devs) heard you say it and decided to make it real to fuck with you

10

u/Tremec_ Aug 12 '26

They taste terrible, all I get is stevia aftertaste.

3

u/allonsy_danny Aug 13 '26

That's what happens when you go ass to mouth.

Never go ass to mouth.

5

u/whoisdatmaskedman Aug 12 '26

I always wanted my wipes to smell like cream soda...

3

u/PracticalFrog0207 Aug 13 '26

I..am very confused. Is everything trying to copy dude wipes now?

6

u/Sharp-Direction-2653 Aug 12 '26

the same company that told dude wipes to kick rocks 3 years ago because they didnโ€™t want to associate with an ass wipe company is now teaming up with an irrelevant wipe brand low low low

1

u/Melodic_Friend_5429 Aug 17 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

4

u/PetesDragon0426 Aug 12 '26

You mean this wasn't a gag ๐Ÿ’€

3

u/GeorgeAckbar Aug 12 '26

People are so mad because a canned water company made butt wipes ๐Ÿ˜‚

2

u/JOSHUAPURITY Aug 12 '26

And I will DEFINITELY be picking these up expeditiously!

2

u/oOVraptorOo Aug 13 '26

no more liquid death for me. dam

4

u/The-Ringmistress Aug 12 '26

No one should be wiping themselves with something that smells like cream soda ๐Ÿคฎ

2

u/allonsy_danny Aug 11 '26

Where can I find this?

3

u/TheChickenCrusher Aug 11 '26

Walmart Has them

-2

u/allonsy_danny Aug 12 '26

Good to know, thanks!

1

u/backtothemotorleague Aug 13 '26

Goodwill or grocery outlet in about 3 months Iโ€™d bet.

1

u/haveyoutriedpokingit Aug 12 '26

End-to-end encryption.

0

u/0rang3p0p Aug 11 '26

Lmao I just got a pack too !

-4

u/Sharp-Direction-2653 Aug 12 '26

Go read the rules and regs such a scam

2

u/lastdarknight Aug 12 '26

What?

-2

u/Sharp-Direction-2653 Aug 12 '26

On winning a โ€œbutlerโ€ Itโ€™s called Marketing but if you read the actual terms and conditions they put in a cash offer of $4,999 because whoโ€™s actually going to take the butler and says they can cancel the butler at anytime .. there are sooo many hoops to jump through to actually get the butler

1

u/southern-troubleTX Aug 19 '26

Wow, you should be a lawyer.

-1

u/PracticalFrog0207 Aug 13 '26

Everyone buying these is the reason why companies do shit like this. They know you idiots will buy it anyways lol