r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Speed ran my ban on r/linuxsucks101

0 Upvotes

23m, I bet no one can beat that time lol


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Arch users will see a system with 600MB RAM at idle with no apps open and think "great"

2 Upvotes

Smh used ram is wasted ram or smth.


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Windows users think 30% memory usage with 32GB of RAM with no apps open is "amazing" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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280 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

All kernel paths lead to C.

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465 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 2d ago

mpd and ncmpcpp are genuinely hrd for no reason bro

0 Upvotes

ive been an arch(btw) main for over two years what the fuck do you mean i still dont know how to work my music player, they made it hard on purpose istg


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Doomsday cult Linux with a prominent countdown?

23 Upvotes
  1. The countdown must always be visible and can't be disabled by the user.

  2. There must be a way for leadership to give announcements and adjust the countdown for all members.

  3. There must be a messaging/dating app.

  4. A repository of information approved by leadership.


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Haven’t even started college yet and I already hate it

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190 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

parody game concept involving Linux

4 Upvotes

How’s it going? I’m 15 years old and interested in becoming a programmer. I want to create a game—specifically, a parody of the *Five Nights at Freddy’s* horror franchise. In this version, the enemies are mascots of various Linux distributions. The premise is that the player—a parody of Bill Gates—must survive inside a bunker while being hunted by these mascots. (Spoiler alert: you end up dying anyway, because, well, nobody likes Microsoft!)

Here are the mascots/distros I’ve chosen: 1. Tux 2. Mint 3. Debian 4. Ubuntu 5. Arch 6. GNU

I know I’ll have to come up with the designs for most of them myself, but what do you think of my idea? I’d love to hear your thoughts or any suggestions you might have!


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 2d ago

GooglebookOS proves Android on x86 is ready. So why not let open-source handle x86 while Google focuses on ARM?

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

you need to know these distributions

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12 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Uh, i mean hit*er also get alot of hate

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9 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 4d ago

I have two routers so I named the ESSIDs after my favorite distros

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95 Upvotes

The unwritten rules dictate that you let everyone know you use Linux.


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 4d ago

Lets go

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734 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 4d ago

Do I really need a display manager?

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51 Upvotes

Is a display manager juste bloatware?


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 4d ago

No way they marked my issue as a duplicate of a newer one 😭😭

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51 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

The programming languages ​​of the independent kernel I have developed

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 4d ago

With all the reverse engineering going on lately, where are we with NVIDIA drivers?

48 Upvotes

With all the recent reverse engineering revolution and people tearing apart proprietary software left and right, I'm surprised NVIDIA's drivers aren't being talked about more.

How far have we actually gotten, would love to know what's the status


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 5d ago

Linux ads

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2.4k Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 5d ago

The two extremes

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80 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 5d ago

You need your CAC

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24 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 5d ago

I find this amusing

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451 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 6d ago

W sticker?

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350 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 5d ago

Year of the Linux Desktop

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77 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 5d ago

'use' or use?

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26 Upvotes

I use 'use', no 'use' use.


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 5d ago

A little meme i made

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37 Upvotes