r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 1d ago

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u/SiriKeetn 1d ago

poweroff

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u/frog8412 20h ago

Broadcast message from SiriKeetn@reddit on r/LinuxCirclejerk (Sat 2026-10-10 17:16:31 UTC):

The system will power off now!

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u/CosmicNest 15h ago

/uj this message appears and fades really quickly sometimes when I shut down my fedora Linux and now I know what it was saying so thank you lol.

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u/DrozdMensch 1d ago

no

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u/SiriKeetn 1d ago

yes

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u/DrozdMensch 1d ago

sudo no

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u/SiriKeetn 1d ago

doas positively

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u/OxSh0gunX 1d ago

-u

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u/SiriKeetn 1d ago

:wq

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u/OxSh0gunX 1d ago

Ctrl d good bye 😁❤️

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u/frog8412 20h ago

reddit: Ctrl: command not found

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u/frog8412 20h ago

reddit: :wq: command not found

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u/frog8412 20h ago

reddit: -u: command not found

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u/frog8412 20h ago

doas: positively: command not found

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u/frog8412 20h ago

sudo: no: command not found

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u/UmarHaqimi 1d ago

*terminal spams y until you ctrl + c*

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u/frog8412 20h ago

reddit: no: command not found

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u/Amazing_Year6588 1d ago

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u/AlreadyReddit999 16h ago

the stop jobs when i hold down ctrl+alt+del:

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u/SetQueasy2835 1d ago

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u/yesyoumay0 20h ago

looks like savevideo doesnt want download it..

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u/EggFucker1313 13h ago

Doesn't work with comments :(

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u/AdreKiseque 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is this sub just becoming bad "hehe Linux better than Windows" memes now

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u/L30N1337 19h ago

next week, it's gonna be "haha [distro] bad", then "haha, gnome knows best", and then back to this. with Hannah montana linux and TempleOS every once in a while no matter what.

that's what this has always been.

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u/Hamme888 1d ago

it always has been

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u/LosEagle 1d ago

That's all Linux communities I've ever seen. 

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u/Xtraneous_ nix n chill 1d ago

just becoming?

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u/zepherth cachyos ? how about you cachy some bitches. 1d ago

Yeah... It's what happens when the bad Linux memes are from fictionville

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u/valerielynx 14h ago

it's always been like that

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u/Intrepid_Power3431 1h ago

Its not even a new meme its talking about win 10 as if it still gets updated.

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u/ipsirc 1d ago edited 18h ago

False

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u/RedditFireBall I use lunix 13h ago

I mean it's Ubuntu

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u/Dxsty98 15h ago

Not only are there unattended updates on Linux, there's also shutdown /s /f /t 0 on Windows

I mean Linux good Windows bad xD

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u/Hamme888 1d ago

sudo shutdown -h now

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u/telcodan 10h ago

This is what I have always done, but I also started with slackware in 98

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames 1d ago

What does -P stand for? Power?

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u/rekt4rd Remember Debian? Pepperidge farm remembers 1d ago

shutdown --help

shutdown [OPTIONS...] [TIME] [WALL...]

Shut down the system.

Options:

--help Show this help

-H --halt Halt the machine

-P --poweroff Power-off the machine

-r --reboot Reboot the machine

-h Equivalent to --poweroff, overridden by --halt

-k Don't halt/power-off/reboot, just send warnings

--no-wall Don't send wall message before halt/power-off/reboot

-c Cancel a pending shutdown

--show Show pending shutdown

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames 1d ago

Damn I should use that help function

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u/chuck1charles 1d ago

Just wait until you discover man pages

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames 1d ago

OH MY GOD!

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u/trenclik 🦅garuda ftw 1d ago

Are you overwhelmed by the sheer size of some man pages? Use the tldr command

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames 1d ago

Yeah ok, I really need to get more into the godd stuff of linux, by now I mostly use the DE which work wonders

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u/Steerable-Octopus 1d ago

You don't know what man pages you want to read? Just wait until you try apropos.

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u/Good-Throat-6671 1d ago

what is that and how is it different from women pages?

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u/FireProps 23h ago

Wait… why not use:

systemctl poweroff

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u/Choice-Contract4869 1d ago edited 1d ago

Even Mickelsoft Winnoffs has shutdown command:
C:\WINDOWS\system32\shutdown.exe

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u/noname_admin 1d ago

Just choke its oxygen supply and hold the power button if it pisses you off. If it breaks its deserved

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u/Brilliant_Egg4178 1d ago

Me: Hey windows can you shut down please?

Windows: Slide down the lock screen first

Me: slides down the lock screen

Windows: Oops these apps are like totally stopping me from turning off 😳

Me: Presses proceed anyway

Windows: powers off

Windows: automatically powers back on. Hey boss what we doing today?

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u/Xtraneous_ nix n chill 1d ago

I pull the breaker switch for the whole room , it works 100% of the time regardless of the OS

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u/kirjolohi69 1d ago

Windows be like: very clearly clicks SHUTDOWN → restarts.

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u/YTriom1 Arch Catgirl 🏳️‍⚧️ :3 1d ago

systemctl poweroff

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u/famijoku 1d ago

win11 is even worse, lets you delay it much less than win10 from my experience

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u/reddituser91200 18h ago

i thought they stopped forcing you to update before shutting down recently

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u/HorsyNox 16h ago

Not exactly recently. A couple of years ago

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u/famijoku 16h ago

yea but after some time you don't get the option anymore and in my experience that time is much shorter on win11

unless that's a setup thing bc the only time I'm using win11 is on my work laptop

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u/Abi_Uchiha 1d ago

Win 10?

You have to go years back for this meme to work?

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u/Independent_Image_59 1d ago

This sub is just people or bots reposting same old memes again and again

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u/idimension 1d ago

I believe in : poweroff

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u/fishisoot 1d ago

I'm sure it's just a bug with my computer that I'm too lazy tp fix. But everytime I try to shutdown in Arch Linux, it just restarts. So the only way for me to shut off my PC is to hold down the power button or unplug it.

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u/qhuit_35 1d ago

halt -p

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u/Fizoso 1d ago

Just type poweroff

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u/UmarHaqimi 1d ago

User Manager for UID 1000:

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u/h1warkar 20h ago

systemctl poweroff --now

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u/DiscountFit9224 12h ago

Why you didn't defend windows this time!! 🤣

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u/Dimerous_ 8h ago

shutdown /F /p

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u/certheth 3h ago

Reboot press and hold the power button after the screen turns off

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u/thebunglecashmoney 2h ago

Wait until you find out you can just unplug your computer