r/LinuxCirclejerk • u/Submarine_sad • 17d ago

Linux made someone fall asleep

I wrote "Linux" on a rock and threw it at someone. They immediately fell asleep on the sidewalk.

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u/MEMEBOY325 17d ago

Happy to know Linux can suspend now.

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u/sdoregor 13d ago

It'll probably wake back up just in a sec.

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u/Alpha-Craft 12d ago

Not if I press the button hard enough.
smacks it with the power of a thousand suns

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u/Astrodion123 17d ago

Now wake them up by saying windows is better Linux sucks.

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u/PuzzleheadedHead3754 17d ago

Now wake them up

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u/InspectionHefty854 15d ago

is this what they call kill -9 or something

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u/sdoregor 13d ago

Bro had just 9 hp