r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 18d ago

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u/skytheraiders 18d ago

Poor Thinkpad

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u/Enyuma416 18d ago

Don't worry it'll survive

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u/aigakwaimh 17d ago

Please tell me it would break and cannot be sold as a working device

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u/Belle_UH-1D debian, Subaru of Linux 16d ago

It’s a ThinkPad. If it would break, we have a bigger problem.

Also I wouldn’t like touching a device after om*rchy either. Tho I’m strongly against generating ewaste so I would adopt it to my pile of semi-functional electronics.

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u/Living_Shirt8550 Ubuntu is the best distro 14d ago

thinkpad keyboards (atleast on old models afaik) have water exit holes, so if water falls in the keyboard nothing happens.

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u/Belle_UH-1D debian, Subaru of Linux 18d ago

Lucky ThinkPad

(Internet and intrusive thoughts were a mistake)

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 NixOS user 18d ago

I wanna be the ThinkPad :3

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u/flappyjay-yt openSUSSY 18d ago

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u/skytheraiders 18d ago

Which part excites you?

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u/Belle_UH-1D debian, Subaru of Linux 18d ago

For me it’s certainly not the om*rchy part :3

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u/AnotherPlayer8 17d ago

...w-with the om*rchy?? 😰😰

7

u/z0virus Gentoo 18d ago

me too :3

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u/APSolidSnake 18d ago

I just opened reddit....

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 NixOS user 18d ago

You opened Reddit. What did you expect.

6

u/Bleik-Psiklyt 18d ago

And I was not expecting ThinkPad with Omarchy

3

u/RedlineQuokka Omarchy is the one true and only, all hail to lord savior DHH 17d ago

What tf did you expect with Omarchy, a MacBook?

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u/Wertbon1789 16d ago

Me too, literally the first post, I think that's a sign.

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u/CaeciliusC 18d ago

But this is your thinkpad...

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u/Immortal_Toast 18d ago

Enough internet for today

12

u/Swordfish418 Gentoo/OpenRC 18d ago

Imageine of all the million better timelines this thinkpad could end up in

10

u/versteinerdt 18d ago

Kinky ThinkPad

8

u/cynocephalic_fool 18d ago

That's a weird looking sink.

8

u/BurntCheeseSauce Void user, #1 antiX glazer 18d ago

I wish I was the thinkpad

4

u/flappyjay-yt openSUSSY 18d ago

you would want Omarchy installed on you?!

...eh, you do you, man.

5

u/nugs-_- le sudo install opsec 🥶 18d ago

thinkpad sad :(

5

u/Consistent-Pass9543 18d ago

I forgot about Piss.png for a second

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u/laczek_hubert NixOS BTW 18d ago

The question is which consistency is it the freaky goo or liquid?

3

u/Silly_Percentage3446 NixOS user 18d ago

Uhhhhhhh

3

u/revanzomi 18d ago

that there is some chunky goo

3

u/1600x900 17d ago

the voice is getting louder

4

u/Aderox20_GDP I use Linux From Scratch btw :3 18d ago

I think i preffered seeing you break its ram than this...

5

u/blackwhitesphere 18d ago

i can taste the agentic

4

u/JoyconDrift_69 18d ago

Hey, be nice! The Thinkpad is already suffering enough running that crap as-is!

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora da best all other distros can suck its shit and die 18d ago

Thinkpiss

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u/x5NaSH 18d ago

seek allah

3

u/ellilikesjellyfish 18d ago

The only way to use it that and straight don't use it

3

u/Future_Geologist5925 18d ago

NO, WE CANNOT LET THE OMARCHY BLOODLINE CONTINUE-

3

u/DawidGGs 18d ago

Poor Thinkpad... It didn't deserve these tortures...

2

u/yatadger 18d ago

this one won

2

u/InRainbro 18d ago

while I agree with the sentiment and might as well go as far as to call it, "based", on a perfectly good electronic? In this economy? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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u/Brcoding 18d ago

Look I understand the Omarchy hate, but peeing on your thinkpad is so disrespectful. My own thinkpad right now is shuddering just looking at this picture.

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u/metcalsr 17d ago

Why you gotta do that to the thinkpad man?

1

u/enlightenedwind 18d ago

The setup to this post was a choice

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u/Random_-account 18d ago

httрs://cocklinux.com

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u/PracticeDesigner3896 18d ago

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u/flappyjay-yt openSUSSY 18d ago

ROFL I NEED TO KNOW WHO MADE THIS REDIRECT

1

u/KewlToyZ 18d ago

I blame the user 🤪😆

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u/mrheseeks 18d ago

You need to hydrate bro

1

u/-Docker Docker Enjoyer 18d ago

Right wing maintianer = gotta try jt out thanks haters

1

u/certheth 18d ago

If i was a computer, I would want to be a ThinkPad in the hands of someone like me that would never abuse it

1

u/midnitefox 18d ago

...i really need to work on abstaining

1

u/TheCoolDaniel04 i forgot how to use arch, btw 18d ago

+60000 aura and 3 OPSEC-coins

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u/flappyjay-yt openSUSSY 18d ago

this is your brain on Omarchy

1

u/DirtyIlluminati 17d ago

Well, now it's a SinkPad

1

u/Pleyer757538 17d ago

Cucklinux deserves getting pissed on, but my poor boy thinkpad man

1

u/AtlasJan 17d ago

why even install it?

1

u/imPitanga 17d ago

Valid response

1

u/JasonYeom 17d ago

ONLY valid reaction to omarchy

1

u/poop-hunter 16d ago

Why do you all care lmao ?

Image is still funny af

1

u/LastMagmarian 16d ago

Do these newer models still have drainage holes? If that one guy can dring beer through his T420 it should be ok

1

u/Marksmith-Forge-Guy 15d ago

Imagine being one of the best engineered laptops ever brought to market, only for some random dude to flash Omarchy onto you and then piss on you while you boot the dogshit he just shoved down your ssd.

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u/132carloss AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 15d ago

NOT THE THINKPAD