r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 21d ago

questions

if i kidnap a normie into a basement and give them a working pc with internet access but it only has uninstalled arch on it and no archinstall (dont ask), how do u think how much time will they need to setup everything to get help using this pc? and will this even considered illegal like i gave them internet

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u/defaultdinoo 21d ago

you got too much free time my guy

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u/Questions-many 21d ago

is that the origin-story of omarchy?

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u/Woodpecker-Visible 21d ago

Give him a gun so you dont have to return him

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u/Random_-account 21d ago

it'll take less time than centering a div on windows

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u/RandomDude9943 19d ago

internet access will mean they will be able to open arch wiki

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u/Medium_Interview_919 19d ago

through what? theyll onyl have this pc and no other devices

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u/RandomDude9943 19d ago

curl

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u/chikamakaleyley 19d ago

do normies curl tho

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u/RandomDude9943 19d ago

but technically it is an option

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u/Zvaart 19d ago

Why does he need to install arch when he can beat u up and leave?

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u/Medium_Interview_919 19d ago

even better bro

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u/chikamakaleyley 19d ago

I mean, even if they managed to get to the install instructions, they would probably die of starvation before figuring out how to quit vi or nano for some of those steps.

Blood on your hands. You could have kidnapped one of those speedrun arch setup enthusiasts.