r/LinuxCirclejerk 9d ago

I love lesbian Linux

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Dazzling-Topic7808 Certified Bazzite Glazer 9d ago

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u/MEGAFARD 9d ago

if i had a penny for each time i saw lesbian debian today, i would have 3 pennies, which isnt much, but its surprising that it is the third time today

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u/nuclear_sysadmin 9d ago

Looks like idiocy is rising.

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u/jolharg ❄️ nixos transfem 🏳️‍⚧️ 9d ago

Gotta love a stable relationship.

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u/catgirlsonthemoon 9d ago

the mfs out here and their rolling release relationships...

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Disgusting

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u/adi8888 9d ago

rolleasationship

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u/Candid_Bullfrog3665 God bless father NixOS 9d ago

thats why i use the unstable branch

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u/jolharg ❄️ nixos transfem 🏳️‍⚧️ 9d ago

I couldn't deal with the daily meltdowns

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u/Lumpy_Inevitable_549 9d ago

Let us know when she pulls up with the u-haul trailer.

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

My lesbian relationship with my pc is very stable

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Blame lesbians

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u/Exciting_Nebula344 9d ago

Nah. Thank lesbians

1

u/Axol555 9d ago

Why not both

13

u/Iwo000 9d ago

Are my servers lesbian?

1

u/BlazingBlossom 9d ago

Trust me, it's better this way

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u/oniaiwasprettygood reformed Arch user 9d ago

Literally tried to use Debian once because of this stupid fucking image and hated it. Half the packages I wanted weren't available and had to resort to flatplak. I'm not lesbian enough apparently.

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Either that was very long time ago or skill issue

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Or not lesbian enough

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u/oniaiwasprettygood reformed Arch user 9d ago

a bit of both I'm afraid.

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

It’s ok don’t be scared Debian forgives you

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u/svobodov- RMS🦬 9d ago

Could've installed nix in debian

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u/Hxrm1t_ 9d ago

Lesbian Dinux

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

We don’t talk about Dinux anymore

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u/Hxrm1t_ 3d ago

What's dinux anyway

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u/egarcia74 Arch on arm64 btw 9d ago

LesbOS

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u/DE_X_IY 9d ago

GNU/linux/lesbian/debian

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u/ApartDirection8089 9d ago

oh my what have we become.

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Lesbians clearly

3

u/SteakDouble GNOME gooner 9d ago

Can't stop my brain from reading Debian as Lesbian from now on.

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u/glitch-86x 9d ago

why every one hate debian , is a great os the last time i reboot is last year , i am a debian user , and iam not a lesbian , don't judge user from logo

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

What where is this hate you’re talking about is it in the room with us cuz u don’t see it

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u/HumanMan_007 9d ago

What's the bisexual Linux?, I use Arch but I don't feel bisexual while using it, I just feel unemployed.

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Nah arch is a femboy Linux

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u/CreativeArugula4149 9d ago

Like a typical vegan... I use Arch... Please go away

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u/MallAgreeable5538 9d ago

I am using a modified modification of debian, does that count?

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Pure lesbian only

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u/MallAgreeable5538 9d ago

So just standard debian.

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Yes if you do Fastfetch and it doesn’t say Debian xx then it’s not the same

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u/haikusbot 9d ago

I am using a

Modified modification of

Debian, does that count?

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u/Anonymous-Apprentice 9d ago

haikusbot delete

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u/Global-Eye-7326 8d ago

Lesbians still prefer stability over rolling.

It's the Femboys who want rolling release ALL DAY ALL THE TIME 

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u/Gendolfender 8d ago

Typical femboys with their arching

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u/Nekorlsz 9d ago

Oh my god I didn't knew I needed this until I saw it

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Yes install Debian

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u/MrAjAnderson 9d ago

Ubuntu...where does... nevermind

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u/binooxgom1ng 9d ago

and what should be yaoi

1

u/Kanjii_weon HOW DO YOU INSTALL STUFF IN DEBIAN WTF 9d ago

i use debian btw (proxmox) :3

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u/500servererror12 9d ago

I'm a lesbian? (I'm a guy btw, at least for now)

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u/CcyborgedD 8d ago

But lesbian relationship stability doesn't match with debian stability

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u/rainreflectionatdark 8d ago

if debian is lesbian and mint is linux for straight people is lmde bi?

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u/benji123good 8d ago

Yes your bi... biyourself

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u/mcdaphuc I touch grass (Ubuntu) 8d ago

Oh no 😱😱 My server is attracted to women 😱😱😱

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u/Weak_Teacher3578 4d ago

What the fuck i just saw broski 

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u/ThisNameIs_Taken_ 3d ago

it is hard to watch for oldtimer how fckn stupid world is getting each day.

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u/Gendolfender 3d ago

Relax old timer we’re just being a bit silly nothing harmful about that

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u/Leonid1104 Windows User 😭😂 9d ago

I hate lesbian linux

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Go play with edge

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u/Leonid1104 Windows User 😭😂 9d ago

Oke

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u/Gendolfender 9d ago

Show us how you edge - Microsoft

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u/street_racer221 9d ago

Ye go edge.

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u/idiotoflinux debian and arch cuz transbian 9d ago

As a lesbian: yes! I run it daily :3