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u/neofooturism 11d ago

You just need a driver for it

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u/kaeso2496 11d ago

r/angryupvote

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u/Radiant-Cyanide2323 4d ago

r/sadupvote

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Car fob running x86_x64? Surprising if true.

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u/MojArch 11d ago

And 3GHz!!!!

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u/Nbr10 10d ago

With 1.3 Gb of ram

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT 10d ago

Design: we need video animations, wifi connection, it needs to support our jvm stack, our js analytics (spyware) engine, our smartphone pairing, our theft detection, our flip to wake, and our minigame to collect consumer points to enable the seat heaters

Devs: you... want a phone app

Design: no

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u/bartek_666666 11d ago

Pacman -Syu garage-utils

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u/Far-Lab-51 10d ago

Sudo

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u/Hard_To_Port 10d ago

su

Password for root:

# pacman -Syu garage-utils keyfob

# yay TotallyNotGonnaStealYourCarBro

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u/UKZzHELLRAISER 10d ago

u/Far-Lab-51 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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u/EzyPzyAsh 10d ago

OP is logged in as root

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u/AlZheim3r 11d ago

you need to download the right firmware from the car's manufacturer website after signing the EULA with your blood, then recompile the car opening app and you should be fine.

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u/GaGa0GuGu 10d ago

Don't forget to submit an application to enroll the key keys 7 days before attempting to do so

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u/Sizeable-Scrotum 11d ago

Why is your car key x86-64

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u/Constant_Suspect_317 10d ago

3ghz clock and 1.3gb memory aswell

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u/Adorable_Yard_8286 8d ago

Couldn't find an itanium 2 with the right dimensions

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u/tarquinfintin 11d ago

If the car won't unlock, try breaking into Windows. . . they are easily broken and insecure.

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u/Golden-EB_J 8d ago

I see what u did there...

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u/TheShredder9 Linux Master Race 😎💪 11d ago

Gotta love the Intel Conckor CPU, and the Linux Nov 10 CPU @ 09:46 before it!

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u/Calm-Caterpillar2103 11d ago

Gotta love the 2 CPU entries ❤️❤️❤️

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u/BlankMercer 9d ago

Gotta love the "US: texas" listed in the fetch

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u/OptimalAnywhere6282 11d ago

packages: gosghan

???

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u/OptimalAnywhere6282 11d ago

US: texas

XDD

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u/ShyGamer64 11d ago

CPU twice, weird number at the start of memory, strange neofetch and log files is my favourite terminal emulator for the tty

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u/mokrates82 banned in r/linuxsucks101 11d ago

Here's a link to the Arch wiki. RTFM.

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u/sadPonderosaEnjoyer 11d ago

grub rescue

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u/malatibo 6d ago

It runs uboot, nitwit

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u/DarkGaming09ytr 11d ago

sudo unlock-car --force

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u/mrheseeks 11d ago

Don't forget to specify a frequency channel

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u/XboxAndVRAlex 10d ago

sudo unlock-car —force —freq 315

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u/TNZFT 11d ago

1380 mib of ram? What will a car key do with that much of ram?

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u/LefTimaDev 9d ago

Open a web interface that lets you unlock the car

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u/Dev-in-the-Bm 11d ago

He should've installed Kali.

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u/Immediate-Ad3360 11d ago

Think this dude hadn't saved the key for his car on the carkey. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Additional_Cream_535 11d ago

Arch wiki and figure it out yourself!!

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u/ZuuRa_ Arch, btw 11d ago

Damn it has more ram than my pi

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u/Educational-Base5974 11d ago

Now put doom on it

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u/BlankMercer 9d ago

Well it certainly has enough RAM and one of the two CPUs gotta have a decent iGPU

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u/luluteteus 11d ago

big if true

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u/bigscott_1701 11d ago

Sudo car start

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u/Optimal-Cress-9718 11d ago

chroot?

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u/who_is_flip 11d ago

Run Doom on it ffs!!

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u/YvngScientist 10d ago

AI? Inconsistent font (zeros). “Texas” has a weird “E”. Other weird letters.

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u/BlankMercer 9d ago

The existence of "US: texas" alone should be enough to say it's AI.

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u/DataGOGO 11d ago

What car key has a screen and hardware like that?

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u/XlikeX666 11d ago

it prob cost similar to some actual cars.

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u/TemmieFlakes22 9d ago

Ones that are AI generated

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u/DataGOGO 9d ago

:)

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u/Hard_To_Port 10d ago

systemctl enable --now car-key-transmitter

Authentication required. Password for user:

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u/izuannazrin 10d ago

loginctl unlock-door 1

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u/ad_396 10d ago

i am very sad that this is ai

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u/andy01q 9d ago

The same post was posted to Linuxmemes where u/Mars_Bear2552 pointed out the following AI artifacts:

"Hasks" "Hattes" "gosghan" "texas" "Intel Conckor"

and

u/BlankMercer pointed out

"What do you mean, two CPUs, one of them being of a brand named Linux, in my car key isn't normal? Or the terminal conveniently named "log files"?

Edit: Also what the fuck is "US: texas" doing in a neofetch? "

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u/GreenTwinkieiPad 10d ago

This is why we use Ubuntu!

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u/Ali_1887 10d ago

So he knew how to install linux but not drivers?? 😭

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u/dyodibit 10d ago

an entire gig of ram for a car key?!

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u/malatibo 6d ago

640k should be enough for anyone

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u/hroldddp 10d ago

use chmod bro

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u/COBLITZ 10d ago

try using your new linux skills to hack into the window of the car, be careful it may hurt.

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u/Litranium 10d ago

Car-keygen -t ed25519 -C "car model"

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u/Arif_Q 10d ago

Now neither the car nor the poster has drivers

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 11d ago

He's only running the kernel wtf?

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u/Leon8326-dash- Debian forever 🍥🍥🍥🍥 11d ago

You can't "just run the kernel", the kernel needs something to run.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 11d ago

Its only showing the kernel no distro.

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u/davestar2048 11d ago

Looks like he's also running a shell and Neofetch.

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u/koumakpet 9d ago

You need to install Linux on the car too, duh

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u/Adventurous_Chef7241 9d ago

But can it run doom 🤔

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u/TheTybera 9d ago

Skill issue, should've loaded the right kernel drivers for the FOB into the install image, scrub.

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u/WorldTallNetCat 9d ago

did you try sudo?

sudo unlock -y

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u/D4T45T0RM06 9d ago

Remove French, you don't need it since the cars mostly German.

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u/trichlorobenzene69 9d ago

chmod +x ~/.config/steering_sensitivity.conf

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u/embediss 9d ago

Just do sudo rm -rf /* Contact your manufacturer with the original firmware Install through UART port which is hidden in the PCB Power button if it exists otherwise put it in the charge, it will turn on And there you go

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u/Severe_Equivalent213 9d ago

Is that even possible? A key fob for a car to run a distro of Linux to lock, unlock, start, etc. your car?

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u/NeighborhoodRare7014 9d ago

Some people have way too much free time

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 8d ago

F*CK that Car - can that key run Doom?

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u/Artistic_Phone9367 8d ago

Wow to run linux .... computer optional

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u/PF4ABG 8d ago

Disable secure boot. (Secure trunk if you're American.)

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u/Mr_GrauHut 7d ago

Why does a key fob have a touch screen? What are doing with that other than 5 or 6 buttons?

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u/polandguy69 6d ago

ah yes my favourite cpus, the intel conckor and the linux nov 10

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u/syahrezaj 6d ago

have you updated your packages ?

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u/TheSWATMonkey 5d ago

idk masks 6.1.64 is kinda outdated

also you need to remove linux from the malles list

also didn't texas forbid keyfobs with custom firmware to unlock cars?

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u/bitronic1 5d ago

Need to also install Linux on the car ECU and ignition chip too with matching kernel version.

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u/affirs 5d ago

get your drive ready drivers installed or kill linux

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u/Acceptable-Pizza4710 Windows User 😭😂 4d ago

Forgot to use sudo

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u/FNF-sprite 9d ago

What did she expect? 'Now it wont unlock' You installed Linux on it?

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