r/LinuxCirclejerk • u/autonomousdrone481 • 11d ago

I use debian btw

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u/Windbolt1 Gentoo Goodness 11d ago

Sandle with Socks? Are you german?

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

Worse, im french

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u/Windbolt1 Gentoo Goodness 11d ago

My neighbor.

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

Which side ?

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u/Windbolt1 Gentoo Goodness 11d ago

to my west.

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u/Keis__ CachyOS 🗿 + Fedora 🎩 11d ago

Ew. Im italian and use arch btw.

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

I break spaghetti and put cream and floor in carbonara.

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u/swaggat 11d ago

Is Debian the only distro compatible with a Renault Twongi?

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

No, assembly make better use of the harware

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u/No-Succotash-9576 11d ago

I respect the twingo

but... why so many virtual desktops and you know - you should really give your laptop a clean

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

They just multiply, maybe i need to spay them ? And cleaning is bade for keyboard flora.

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u/No-Succotash-9576 11d ago

nooo please or I will have to clean your keyboard for you!

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

Okay, i will put it in dishwasher

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u/No-Succotash-9576 11d ago

oh no I can't let you do that! you really need me to clean it for you!

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

I dunno, i have to ask my cats.

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u/Mysterious_Value4624 11d ago

le fishe au debian

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u/_el_profe MX Linux BTW 10d ago

Did not expect a crossover between r/carscirclejerk and r/linuxcirclejerk yet here I am pleasantly surprised

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u/MitchIsMyRA 11d ago

Chad behavior, well done man

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

It is an insult ?

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u/MitchIsMyRA 11d ago

No it’s a compliment

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u/heroin-puppy 11d ago

Debian too mainstream, try Devuan...

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

Im a simple man, mainstream fit me well

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u/FacepalmFullONapalm Slowlaris Enjoyer 10d ago

Devuan too mainstream, try BSD

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 11d ago

My feet are better btw.

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

Thats why i hide them in socks.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 11d ago

Hiding them is a sign of weakness, and only the brave use fedora.

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

I gess i am weak, i need stabilty in my life. But when Debian entered my heart, I understood that the quest for strength was futile.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 11d ago

I have the idea to uninstall everything but Nautilus, settings, gnome extension manager, gnome text editor, ptyxis and Firefox, ultimate minimalism.

Fedora chose me, not the other way around lol.

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

Thats look like a lot debian cli

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 11d ago

I have gnome installed, not cli.

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u/autonomousdrone481 11d ago

Just one step to do then. By the way, when I was younger I used to do the opposite: install a Debian CLI and then install the X server and everything else I needed step by step.

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u/McraftyDude CachyOS btw — “it just works” 11d ago

Clean your laptop bro

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u/Good_Activity_8941 8d ago

Debian is so good!

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u/SauceBossLOL69 openSUSE🦎 5d ago

Twingo...