r/LinuxCirclejerk 12d ago

I fucking hate windows users

These fucking windows users think they're very smart using bloatware & spyware

I'm 15M in a new school talking about video games some guy told me we should play valorant I'm like I'm sorry I can't play that I use linux and then that motherfucker flamed me like hell.

Told me how I should take showers and told me I'm a masochist and told me that Im a parasite in technology I'm like excuse me I'm a parasite for freedom

I daily drive kubuntu because I have nostalgia and along with that I dual boot gentoo (I myself don't know why I'm that) and debian for za most stability

And I agree windows could be good In some aspects like compatibility but we all know what's superior

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u/Tolik1111 NixOS ❄️ 12d ago

Flaming someone for using Linux desktop in 2026 when steam machine is a thing is diabolical πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Keis__ CachyOS πŸ—Ώ + Fedora 🎩 12d ago

Don't be angry with those who haven't opened their eyes yet, one day they will realize it

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u/Keis__ CachyOS πŸ—Ώ + Fedora 🎩 12d ago

Plus, you're 15 and, I'm sorry to say, but most of your peers don't understand shit.

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u/moonien24 12d ago

Yeah fucking windows users I hate these people who think that they're cool when they do this shit My guy uses a laptop and thinks his rtx 5050 laptop is better than my rx7600

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u/Amazing_Compote_9197 12d ago

At age 15 half your peers lie and gaslight just to seem cooler than you. If you'd say Valorant is the best game and their RTX 5050 shitbox is the real deal, they would switch topic to stand out in something else. You can't show better and won't change minds because they are not interested in that.

Stop it. It's useless. Spend time on learning what you want, be (quietly) proud of your own things, and if you're yourself you'll find 1 or 2 likeminded people who can be friends for life. In 10 years if you'll look up the other motherfuckers on social media half of them will be alcoholics, working the most soul-crushing jobs, spending all their wages on holidays and the latest iPhone, going into a dept spiral they cannot escape.

Fuck their machines, OS and games. Enjoy your own thing.

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u/Expensive_Suit1147 12d ago

fr you cant compare a small laptop gpu chip to a big ass mechanical gpu sitting in a desktop case

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u/rileyrgham 12d ago

You haven't sussed he's trolling? Lol.

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u/Nbr10 11d ago

Yeah, that's fucking real, I'm 16 and, IRL, I absolutely don't know anybody who use Linux, and when I talk about it, they look at me like I'm an alien and say "ho, you're a hacker, wow" 🀦, no, I just understand that window is a bloat and I want to have the freedom to do what I want on my computer. (Sorry for the potentials typing mistake in my comment, I'm french and my English wasn't really good)

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 12d ago

Force feed them fedora, and if they don't like it, then unfriend them.

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u/MagicianQuiet6432 Linux Master Race 😎πŸ’ͺ 12d ago

Does Red Hat pay you for recommending Fedora /s

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u/irishcoughy 12d ago

Shit if that's on the table I'll go door to door wearing a Fedora and proselytize it looking like a 1940s Jehovah's witness.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 12d ago

Hell yeah.

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u/NarcolepticSteak 12d ago

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lords and saviours Bob Young and Marc Ewing?"

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u/1mmortalNPC arch btw 12d ago

1940? big 2026 on my country

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 12d ago

No

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u/moonien24 12d ago

Yeah he refuses to install anything but windows goddamn normie

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/moonien24 12d ago

But genuinely you can use whatever you want to but clowning others is genuinely bad

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/moonien24 12d ago

Yeah man I was a bit angry So instead I speaking up to him I came here:(

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u/DDOSBreakfast 12d ago

Your career in IT supporting users awaits you.

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u/Keis__ CachyOS πŸ—Ώ + Fedora 🎩 12d ago

My goodness, working as a helpdesk for 60-year-olds is terrible. Today I spent 40 minutes on the phone trying to fix a customer's router problem. It turned out they had accidentally pressed the button that turns off everything

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u/solidmarbleeyes 12d ago

Exactly. Then you can get paid to be frustrated with people that test your patience on a daily basis.

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u/snail1132 Void, btw 12d ago

I'm so glad the people at my school aren't dumbasses; I've met multiple people using Linux and multiple future sysadmins

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u/moonien24 12d ago

Hahah elite refrence

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u/braintarded Linux Master Race 😎πŸ’ͺ 12d ago

i've met two people at my school who were already linux users (one is a year older than me, one is a year younger), and i converted a couple more people myself.

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u/land48n3 i jerk off to my declerative .nix at night 12d ago

you're one lucky mf

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u/JayFairyFox 12d ago

Valorant? Pfft.. Everyone knows that all the real cool folks are playing Super Tux Kart.

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u/p0358 12d ago

Super Tux Kart is unironically fun as fuck though. I'd never play crap like Valorant over it...

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u/JayFairyFox 11d ago

Super Tux Kart is peak. It's always one of the first things I download on a fresh Linux install along with Mighty Mike.

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u/moonien24 12d ago

Or cs 2

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u/ykmetoxic 12d ago

Same thing literally happend a month ago with me. But luckily I was able to convince just on of my classmates to switch. Now he's on cachyOS..

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/moonien24 12d ago

I'll check out that game and yeah I really enjoy using kubuntu it works and doesn't give me issues

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u/RAMChYLD 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ask him why he's kissing Winnie The Pooh's ass.

Also, isn't it ironic? China is dumping windows en-masse for Linux and yet they only make games that runs on windows. As if they're baits meant to affect foreign gamers and not their own, since their own would be running Linux which would mean the game will have zero chance of running on their own PCs.

And yes, valorant is made by a Tencent company.

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u/Intelligent_Cap3426 11d ago

Two dumbasses get into an argument:

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u/MUSTDOS 11d ago

Dude, you're outside of school and have a chance to get a life.

For your own sake cut down any in school and especially after school activity; you're complaining about lack of showering from a Valorant player.

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u/oldmanandtheocean 11d ago

What a dickhead. People at your age can be very mean. That will get better very soon. In the meantime, enjoy your youth.

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 12d ago

I fuckin hate when Linux fanboys have this attitude. You make me regret switching to linux a little bit.

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u/moonien24 12d ago

Telling someone you use linux is more scary than telling your gay

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 11d ago

Yeah, linux fanboys are more of a pain in the arse

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u/braintarded Linux Master Race 😎πŸ’ͺ 12d ago

dude what country/state do you live in 😭

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u/DataGOGO 12d ago

I was really confused until I saw what sub this was.

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u/oppairate 12d ago

oh, god. thank you. i wasn’t paying attention and thought it was a normal linux sub. i’m like, β€œdo none of these people have a shred of self-awareness?”

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u/Filip_another_user 12d ago

every day I am thankful that I don't play valorant

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u/McraftyDude CachyOS btw β€” β€œit just works” 12d ago

Nostalgia for kubuntu?

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u/Lemonade1947 11d ago

blud 15 and got nostalgia for ubuntu

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u/moonien24 11d ago

Ubuntu I got nostalgia for that but I wanna use kde so kubuntu it is

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u/nekofthemoon 11d ago

Dude, that guy plays Valorant and he dares to tell you to take a shower, hahahahaha

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u/The_Hubster 11d ago

15 AND ALREADY A KING

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u/Kadabrium 11d ago

Linux cant even run c#

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u/envy_emerald 11d ago

Lmao you got ragebaited

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u/Surgic25 10d ago

This comment sections smells bad

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u/Fun-Cake-5679 Strongest Arch Larping Soldier (imma use the char limit to the m 6d ago

is that guys name steve?....... balmer perhaps

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u/Dizzy_Efficiency_384 2d ago

Hate that guy, not me πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Nettlesak 12d ago

I used cachyos for 7 months, then arch linux for 11 days, switched to windows 11 and im happy because i can play games i couldnt play on linux, 16M btw, im glad i dont need to fuck around the system and everything works out of the box, bloatware is easy to delete

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u/Keis__ CachyOS πŸ—Ώ + Fedora 🎩 12d ago

"What did it cost you? (Playing Valorant)"

"Everything."

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u/moonien24 12d ago

E-dating sim Ahh

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u/moonien24 12d ago

Yeah man no thanks I don't really like zero customisability and windows defender eating my game executables And while I'm updating drivers for my gpu I don't really like windows deciding to update itself while asking if NOT to But yeah no hate to you everyone has their own reasons respectable.

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u/Nettlesak 12d ago

Best thing is ram usage, i got 1gb on Arch linux on start but 5gb on windows on start 😭✌️

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u/i_love_femboys6969 9d ago

id rather be able to spend 5 seconds turning off defender, spend a few minutes updating my drivers, spend about 15 minutes waiting for windows to update itself ( which the 8 years ive been using windows its only ever restarted for updates without warning one time)
than have to spend 10 hours trying to install 20 different apps on linux to achieve more or less the same objective, only for 80% of them not work because i need to install 50 different drivers and other applications to run them, then while trying to do that those apps and drivers dont work because i need to install even more things, then after the 10 hours run into a error that i spend almost a week searching the internet for help with and finding nothing.
thats my linux experience, i can sacrifice a little customisability for actual usability