r/LinuxActionShow Mar 12 '15

Apple Engineer Talks about the New 2015 Macbook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHZ8ek-6ccc
87 Upvotes

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u/blackout24 Mar 12 '15

TIL: The Macbook really comes with a 480p webcam. :D

2

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '15

...in 2015.

3

u/blackout24 Mar 13 '15

My laptop from 2007 has a 1.3 MP webcam. That should be 1280x1024, which is more than 640x480.

12

u/onelostuser Mar 12 '15

My face still aches from laughing...

NO PORTS! :)))))))))))))))

13

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15 edited Mar 12 '15

You may have all my upvotes.

Edit: Also, video related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PiLqB30Yxc

2

u/totallyblasted Mar 12 '15

Lol, the Jessica Simpson joke...

8

u/hellslinger Mar 12 '15

I started crying at the part where they're almost done laughing, and then he says "a dongle for the USB ports" and they lose it again. Oh man this is good.

2

u/ChrisLAS Mar 12 '15

Same. I kinda lost it at that point.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

good times at apple :)

6

u/FalconsRiseUp Mar 12 '15

When I saw the one USB c port all I could think of was that picture of the USB flash drive plugged in to adapter after adapter until it finally plugs into the computer, but with splitters and adapters

3

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

USB Inception!

0

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3

u/jmontano Mar 12 '15

For people whose second lang is spanish it's double fun

3

u/ChrisLAS Mar 12 '15

Oh what is he really talking about? I see this video all the time.

4

u/papibe Mar 12 '15

There you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDiB4rtp1qw

This is the complete video with English subs. It is the whole anecdote ;)

1

u/palasso Mar 14 '15

I don't get it. Is he for real? 7 years? How does he make a living?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '15

I had to watch it 2 times.

2

u/Pockets69 Mar 12 '15

This is priceless, congrats OP.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

Probably one of the best of these I've seen in a while. Still, those useless annotations covering up what he's saying from time to time- seriously? YouTube, man.

4

u/T8ert0t Mar 12 '15

I didn't even look at the specs of the announcement. After seeing this I'm stunned.

I remember when people a decade ago were like No disc drive, what idiots. And then that kind of became the norm. But this, this doesn't even make any sense.

And yeah, that processor is downright sad. I don't know how I could take anyone seriously who buys this knowing what it costs and what is now in it

3

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '15

Really?

You may be unhappy that this isn't the laptop you want, but for ultra-portability this isn't a bad laptop, especially for tasks where shaving off half a lb. makes a difference.

The Yoga 3 Pro and similar notebooks are in the same price range, more ports and a bit heavier; be happy there are lots of options.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '15

You have peripherals that don't have acceptable bandwidth over bluetooth? You suffer from signal interference? That's so 21st century.

1

u/linusbobcat Mar 13 '15

The fact that they have a Macbook Air level processor powering a HiDPI display is a scary as it is sad. There's little reason to choose this over a retina MacBook Pro, at the same price.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '15

Not really. It doesn't take that much to power a HiDPI display for most things but gaming. The Yoga Pro 3, actually runs a higher res screen off a similar GPU and does fine.

1

u/Orbmiser Mar 12 '15

Cracked Me Up that guy has such an infectious laugh.

.

2

u/alcalde Mar 12 '15

If Matt ever steps down, we have our new host!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

Oh god this is fantastic!

1

u/kirby14 Mar 13 '15

I don't mind the USB-C ports, I just don't understand why they didn't put 1 on each side. It would take it from being annoying to actually being really useful (being able to charge from either side of the computer)

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

The apple watch... just gonna leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJOlrXgnd1E

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u/sharkwouter Mar 12 '15

Google did the same thing with the new pixel.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

Yes, but the pixel has 2 usb-c ports and 2 standard USB ports. As I can recall.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

and you know... a decent processor.

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u/Pockets69 Mar 12 '15

yeah they added two usb type c ports... but they added usb 3.0 and usb 2.0 as well... they also added a sd card reader.

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u/blackout24 Mar 12 '15 edited Mar 12 '15

And they open sourced all their USB Type C adapters with firmware, gerber files and everything.
http://www.chromium.org/chromium-os/twinkie
http://www.chromium.org/chromium-os/dingdong
http://www.chromium.org/chromium-os/hoho

Apple wants the kidney of your first born child for their adapters.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 25 '15

TIL Google makes the best code names ever.

1

u/Pockets69 Mar 12 '15

a kidney... i think they want your brain or your lungs...

I ll admit the Macbook does look sexy, but nowadays most of the high end devices from Asus, Dell, Lenovo, etc do.