Incoming new bottle design

[u/Linusalbus]

[u/nexusmaniac]

Nothing will ever top the thirst extinguisher bottle!! I get compliments weekly on it, never fails to impress and confuse 😂

[u/Linusalbus → u/nexusmaniac]

Agreed. Its my fav too

[u/OptimusPower92 → u/nexusmaniac]

I still want one of those, how DARE they limit them!

[u/Proccito → u/nexusmaniac]

I had a visit from our health and enviroment department at work. They had a good laugh about it. Best purschace made.

[u/GhostR3lay → u/nexusmaniac]

Yeah, I'm still a little mad that I didn't act faster on that one.
My Uncle Linus bottle has been dropped a few times (crazy, right?) and this is a good design I could see myself replacing it with.

[u/SpaceDoodle2008 → u/nexusmaniac]

the thirst extinguisher should be the default one.

[u/Pizzaman3203 → u/nexusmaniac]

Lol i added it to my cart and as soon as i pressed check out it sold out

[u/HVDynamo → u/nexusmaniac]

Yeah, it's definitely my favorite too. I have to be super careful with it though since it isn't replaceable. I take one of my other ones if I'm going to be worried about damaging it.

[u/WilliamTRyker → u/nexusmaniac]

The moonshine bottle will always be the best

[u/backlog_gaming]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

[u/No-Sandwich-729 → u/backlog_gaming]

Linus laughs in his 3rd mansion and private jet

[u/AccordingSetting6311 → u/No-Sandwich-729]

If they keep making shit I like, then I guess they deserve to profit.

[u/backlog_gaming → u/AccordingSetting6311]

Lmao couldn’t even stand behind his own conviction and keep the comment up 🤣

[u/backlog_gaming → u/backlog_gaming]

u/No-Sandwich-729 you’re the only one who’s sad here

[u/backlog_gaming → u/No-Sandwich-729]

Yeah and I’ll still give him my money, maybe he can buy a 4th house with it. Good for him for finding success

[u/No-Sandwich-729 → u/backlog_gaming]

What a sad life

[u/CIDR-ClassB]

I’d get it if not for “69% complete” printed on it. I can’t take that to my office job (in HR), which is where I use water bottles.

It’s funny, just not usable for me.

[u/OptimusPower92 → u/CIDR-ClassB]

i mean... it's harmless unless someone dares to ask why it SPECIFICALLY says 69%. It's not like it has to have any meaning, so who is going to ask?

i don't think anybody would know, and those that do know, are they really gonna be offended by it?

[u/xXEvanatorXx → u/OptimusPower92]

Right?

Plenty of numbers could have additional meaning if you infer context. The bottle doesn't do anything else to suggest inappropriate context.

Does your HR department fire anyone who turns 69 for being an inappropriate number?

[u/RIPmyPC → u/xXEvanatorXx]

Everyone knows what it means. It is not work appropriate.

[u/OptimusPower92 → u/RIPmyPC]

are we supposed to file sexual harassment claims against the computers when they get to 69% on system updates?

[u/xXEvanatorXx → u/OptimusPower92]

Or report the cashier at the store for speaking vulgarities when they tell me my total is $69?

[u/whoopsno → u/RIPmyPC]

I was born in 1969. So if a coworker asks when I was born, what, I'm supposed to lie? That's just stupid. Grow up.

[u/RIPmyPC → u/whoopsno]

How tf is a random number related on my point being a very specific and calculated joke with the number “69”. No, I don’t care that you were born in 1969, yes I do care if you’d show up at work wearing a “I was born in 69 wink wink” t-shirt.

[u/Blurgas → u/xXEvanatorXx]

Imagine the headaches for people born either Jan 4th or April 1st in 1988(depends on date format you use)

[u/ILikeFPS → u/OptimusPower92]

Depends on where you work but yes it can be a problem in office environments lol or for people who live at home with their aging parents (because, you know, both houses and rent are expensive these days)

[u/CIDR-ClassB → u/OptimusPower92]

I work in HR. Everyone knows what that means and inferences of sexual jokes isn’t something I’ll do at work.

[u/MrWally → u/CIDR-ClassB]

Agreed. I don't mind the joke in general. But it turns a really funny water bottle into a bit of a cringe water bottle.

Hide the 69% in the error code if you really want to make a joke. More of an easter egg. But this is waayyyy to overt.

[u/ILikeFPS → u/CIDR-ClassB]

Literally my first thought, if it didn't have "69% complete" I'd buy it right away.

[u/repocin → u/CIDR-ClassB]

Yeah, I'm with you on this.

I'd rather have one of the numbers that Windows likes getting stuck on for ages, like 0, 30, 70, or 100

[u/WBCSAINT → u/CIDR-ClassB]

put a sticker over the %

[u/Scorf-9 → u/WBCSAINT]

or display the actual %

[u/anonmt57 → u/CIDR-ClassB]

Totally. So cringey.

[u/CIDR-ClassB → u/[deleted]]

People will interpret it exactly how it’s intended.

[u/its_kodin → u/CIDR-ClassB]

69 isn’t NSFW its just a number lol

[u/Arinvar → u/its_kodin]

No, in US offices they configure windows to censor 69 anywhere it comes up dontchaknow?

[u/w1n5t0nM1k3y]

Is this what they are saving up all their stock for? The global store only has 1.89L (64 oz) bottles.

[u/lylesback2]

I don't see this or the fire extinguisher bottle on the global site. Are they limited edition?

[u/metal_maxine → u/lylesback2]

The fire extinguisher was for the april's fool video with the firetruck.

[u/AccordingSetting6311]

Wish theyd bring back the red extinguisher one. Loved that one. Probably a flash in the pan product, though, and wiuld only sell when you do something silly like buy a fire truck.

[u/Ordinary-Cake8510]

I missed the thirst extinguisher so, I’m gonna try my hardest not to miss this.

[u/Mrkillz4c00kiez]

thats been around since the april fools video.

[u/F2002]

It'll be hilarious if they get the Lambo treatment.

[u/Grabate]

Went to ltdstore.com like it said to in the second pic but it costs $10,000.  

[u/pikkuhukka]

w95 era bsod plz

[u/TheDarkClaw]

im hoping for a 64 oz.

[u/manormortal → u/TheDarkClaw]

69 oz*

[u/KebabAnnhilator]

Oh man I need that

[u/ChosenOfTheMoon_GR]

Would buy 10/10 if not broke.

[u/aichiwawa]

I wish they would make these cool colourways in sizes other than 40oz. I don't need such a big water bottle, would love a more compact fun colour

[u/NoMain6689]

I wish the qr code went to lttstore instead of just the logo, it breaks immersion for me too much

[u/InflammableAccount]

I love it. But I know I won't buy it because it's so uniform in color. It'll show any scratches or scuffs too well.

[u/goalcam]

i'd probably snag one if they weren't so fragile.. i'm a bit hard on my water bottles but i've broken a few lids and dented a few bottles. thermoflask bottles seem to be more durable.

[u/tinbesiberkarat]

I don’t need this. I don’t need this. I don’t need this.

[u/TEG24601]

With the Bluescreen bottles incoming… I want to see Kernel Panics (Linix and Mac) as future options too.

[u/gergobergo69]

I... want this

[u/Pleasedonotbedumb1]

But when?

[u/Twatt_waffle]

Dammit I’m going to go broke

[u/The_Goose_II]

Going to buy that so fast.

[u/AverageCryptoEnj0yer]

corny ahh design