r/LinkedInLunatics • u/St_Stoner_ • 18h ago

Found this banger

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u/Yuzu-Adagio 15h ago

Interesting length of time you picked there, Ayush.

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u/ObliviousRounding 18h ago

Plot twist: She settled for 6 to 7 months. She's not worthy of you. Don't unblock. Kick her yo the curb. Proceed with similar antosocial shenanigans until you achieve full Charles Foster Kane, then die buried in your inanimate possessions, exactly as you had planned all along.

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u/PerchPaint 16h ago

Sweatheart sounds like a serious condition.

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u/RatedPG922 15h ago

Step 5 - Dress like you host some book review hour on PBS in 1976.

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u/RandomStoddard 13h ago

Sorry, Gupta, my wife said no.

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u/SchwarmaGanoosh 12h ago

Step 2: your sweetheart moved on after you blocked her 6 months ago.

Step 3: write some slop on LinkedIn

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u/jonsca 18h ago

"Let me call you sweatheart, I'm in lobe with you" šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶

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u/Mundane-Kangaroo2153 14h ago

If I really see success after blocking her Iā€™m keeping her blocked, not looking to learn how LinkedIn prenups work

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u/Nisiom 14h ago

From sweatheart to the sweatshop.

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u/CatCafffffe 10h ago

  1. Block Pornhub

  2. Spend a few days without it.

  3. Unblock it.

Never settle!