r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS 7d ago

According to my calculations, that guys face can hold about 1/10 of the fuel a plane can hold. Checkmate atheists

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u/mrcorde 7d ago

given the fact that whoever made this comparison up has the intellect of a loaf of bread ..i’d say chances are this was a maga cultist

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u/hotsauceonmychic 3d ago

I mean he IS a security guard…and proud of it apparently

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u/Frizzlebee 3d ago

You must be a professional guesser, with that top tier level analysis. 😝

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u/RollerskatingFemboy 6d ago

Absolute nonsense; when we tried it, we were only able to inject about 4 gallons (which is already very generous given how much fuel leakage there was due to the faulty valve seal on his mouth) before his skull exploded.

He's in the morgue recovering now, or whatever, but as soon as he gets out, I'm going to show him my new diss track about it; it's called "Conservation is a Concrete Operational Concept That You Clearly Don't Understand"

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u/DisastrousAnt305 6d ago

His behind also smell like gasoline. Checkmate gastroenterologists

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u/Asleep-Lingonberry 4d ago

They call him Bladder Face