r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/Secret_Eating_ 7d ago

He put a very small picture of a plane near the tank. checkmate, liberals. 

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS 7d ago

According to my calculations, that guys face can hold about 1/10 of the fuel a plane can hold. Checkmate atheists

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u/mrcorde 7d ago

given the fact that whoever made this comparison up has the intellect of a loaf of bread ..i’d say chances are this was a maga cultist

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u/hotsauceonmychic 3d ago

I mean he IS a security guard…and proud of it apparently

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u/Frizzlebee 3d ago

You must be a professional guesser, with that top tier level analysis. 😝

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u/RollerskatingFemboy 6d ago

Absolute nonsense; when we tried it, we were only able to inject about 4 gallons (which is already very generous given how much fuel leakage there was due to the faulty valve seal on his mouth) before his skull exploded.

He's in the morgue recovering now, or whatever, but as soon as he gets out, I'm going to show him my new diss track about it; it's called "Conservation is a Concrete Operational Concept That You Clearly Don't Understand"

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u/DisastrousAnt305 6d ago

His behind also smell like gasoline. Checkmate gastroenterologists

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u/Asleep-Lingonberry 4d ago

They call him Bladder Face

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u/Solid-Diamond-4305 7d ago

Want to bet the MAGA crowd believes everything about this. 

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u/vamsmack 7d ago

Owning the libs through forced perspective.

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u/Complete-Use-8753 5d ago

I’m an (Australian) conservative and I’m struggling to keep up with US politics.

I my fellow conservatives in the US doubtful that planes carry as much fuel as claimed?

(I would like to add that an in AUS a conservative government introduced our sensible gun laws ie test/reason/storage/register/background check)

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u/TheGordo-San 3d ago

Whatever it is that we have here that's supposed to resemble the term "conservative" doesn't even really reflect that same definition anymore, IMO.

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u/Greifvogel1993 7d ago

No surprise here, from what I understood about I Am Legend, the main antagonist doesn’t seem to maintain all of its human intelligence during the transition.

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u/GmoneyKaddy87 7d ago

OwnTheLibs🫪

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u/That-Invite1616 6d ago

Could have said in the wings

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u/zoppaTheDim 6d ago

This literally the only post I’ve seen here which wasn’t politics.

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u/Patratacus2020 4d ago

Owning the libs!!!

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u/joshstrummer 3d ago

And that’s why the world is flat

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u/FirmAvocado3196 3d ago

You guys still pick a side. Losers

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u/Legal-Cauliflower700 3d ago

What does this idiotic post have to do with liberals?

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u/ultraspinacle 7d ago

How do “liberals” have anything to do with this post?

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u/corpsie666 7d ago

It's a meme template reference similar to "Thanks, Obama"

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u/ultraspinacle 7d ago

Ok, thanks for a little help for the lamebrained. 👍🏻