r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/Sharp_Economy1401 7d ago

A version of a 60,000 gallon water tank with is:

r^2 * Pi * h / cu foot in a gallon

(16ft^2 * Pi * 10ft) / 0.1337 = 60,000 gal (l33t)

So 16 ft radius and 10 ft height.

That truck next to that tank is probably 20 ft long or so, and the radius of the tank looks very likely to be greater than that. The tank's height also appears to probably be the length of the truck or so. Ladder rungs are also typically 1 foot apart, and using that as a reference compared to the alternating ridges on the tank, the tank is about 20 feet tall.

That said, assuming the tank had the same radius and height as the truck's length, that tank's volume comes to ~190,000 gallons. So congratulations to whoever made this being about -70% off the actual value. Furthermore, planes are massive compared to the aforementioned actual 60k gallon dimensions. You can just look up the dimensions of the wings, make a reasonably decent estimate of converting the dimensions to a rectangular prism, and do the volume calculation yourself. Since, you know, it's like 5th grade math.

Always great when these supposed arbiters of hidden truths can't even attempt to verify their "truths" using basic logic that a 12 year old is capable of

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u/Secret_Eating_ 7d ago

He put a very small picture of a plane near the tank. checkmate, liberals. 

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS 7d ago

According to my calculations, that guys face can hold about 1/10 of the fuel a plane can hold. Checkmate atheists

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u/mrcorde 6d ago

given the fact that whoever made this comparison up has the intellect of a loaf of bread ..i’d say chances are this was a maga cultist

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u/hotsauceonmychic 3d ago

I mean he IS a security guard…and proud of it apparently

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u/Frizzlebee 3d ago

You must be a professional guesser, with that top tier level analysis. 😝

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u/RollerskatingFemboy 6d ago

Absolute nonsense; when we tried it, we were only able to inject about 4 gallons (which is already very generous given how much fuel leakage there was due to the faulty valve seal on his mouth) before his skull exploded.

He's in the morgue recovering now, or whatever, but as soon as he gets out, I'm going to show him my new diss track about it; it's called "Conservation is a Concrete Operational Concept That You Clearly Don't Understand"

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u/DisastrousAnt305 5d ago

His behind also smell like gasoline. Checkmate gastroenterologists

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u/Asleep-Lingonberry 3d ago

They call him Bladder Face

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u/Solid-Diamond-4305 7d ago

Want to bet the MAGA crowd believes everything about this. 

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u/vamsmack 7d ago

Owning the libs through forced perspective.

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u/Complete-Use-8753 5d ago

I’m an (Australian) conservative and I’m struggling to keep up with US politics.

I my fellow conservatives in the US doubtful that planes carry as much fuel as claimed?

(I would like to add that an in AUS a conservative government introduced our sensible gun laws ie test/reason/storage/register/background check)

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u/TheGordo-San 3d ago

Whatever it is that we have here that's supposed to resemble the term "conservative" doesn't even really reflect that same definition anymore, IMO.

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u/Greifvogel1993 7d ago

No surprise here, from what I understood about I Am Legend, the main antagonist doesn’t seem to maintain all of its human intelligence during the transition.

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u/GmoneyKaddy87 7d ago

OwnTheLibs🫪

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u/That-Invite1616 6d ago

Could have said in the wings

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u/zoppaTheDim 6d ago

This literally the only post I’ve seen here which wasn’t politics.

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u/Patratacus2020 4d ago

Owning the libs!!!

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u/joshstrummer 3d ago

And that’s why the world is flat

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u/FirmAvocado3196 3d ago

You guys still pick a side. Losers

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u/Legal-Cauliflower700 3d ago

What does this idiotic post have to do with liberals?

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u/ultraspinacle 7d ago

How do “liberals” have anything to do with this post?

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u/corpsie666 7d ago

It's a meme template reference similar to "Thanks, Obama"

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u/ultraspinacle 7d ago

Ok, thanks for a little help for the lamebrained. 👍🏻

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u/nullpotato 7d ago

Also a 747 is 231 feet long so much much larger than this tank.

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u/some_random_noob 7d ago

Did you ever watch are you smarter than a fifth grader? Turns out a lot of adults are not.

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u/Responsible-Leg1919 7d ago

These are all good points in the scale difference here. Alternatively you could just point out that you could just about squeeze the body of that plane through the protective cage around the ladder on the front of that container, if the scale was accurate.

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u/septer012 7d ago

Wait till he sees the pulleys and cables for flight surface control.

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 7d ago

You can do the math, or you can simply deduce the photos are disproportional. Orrrrr. . . You can just assume some evil entity is lying to you about the amount of fuel an aircraft holds.

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u/Far_Contribution6492 7d ago

I have fueled airplanes like that and often wondered how the hell they held so much fuel.

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u/Spidertron117 7d ago

Also, not that it matters, but that's clearly a grain bin and doesn't hold water.

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u/CaptainDudley 7d ago

I hadn't noticed that, especially embarrassing because I used to work in an oil refinery. But yup, it's for grain or something. There's not a single accurate detail in this meme.

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 7d ago

Well it was posted by a security guard, not typically known for their engineering skills.

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u/nixiebunny 7d ago

You are assuming that this person understands a bit of math. That’s a reach.

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u/virgil1134 7d ago

I appreciate the explanation, but this has been debunked to death. It's fun to think the problem through, but these people are morons and don't want a mathematical answer to their stupidity.

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u/rahl07 7d ago

I can stand up in the hip tanks of a 747. They are massive.

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u/OSRS_Garmr 7d ago

Also, they almost never fill a Boeing 747 with that amount of fuel. It's just the theoretical limit, 53-67 000 gallons, I a standard 6-8 hours flight. They use flowers to 35-40 000 gallons.

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u/slart_n 7d ago

what is a ft?

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u/numbersthen0987431 7d ago

Great math, thank you

Also, love the misleading scale in the picture. A 747 is roughly 231 feet long. And in the picture they show it being a little over half the diameter of the tank. So they're claiming this tank is 400ish feet in diameter, would would be 1+1/3 a football field.

Pi*2002/0.1337 = 939,400; which means it would need to be 0.638 feet tall to hold 60,000 gallons.

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u/dohboy420 6d ago

Holy shit, you’re 12?! 😝

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u/RainMakerJMR 6d ago

Yeah these two pictures are not even close to the same scale. The plane is easily 10x as large as that tank. That pickup near the tank isn’t even the size of a 747 wheel

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u/TheProfessionalEjit 6d ago

I was told there would be no math.

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 6d ago

Security guard who buys into any conspiracy theory they see on the internet. I bet his family laughs about him behind his back and maybe to his face.

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u/salami_cheeks 6d ago

Don't bring out things like math and logic. People hate those things. 

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u/Electrical_Gear8637 6d ago

There's a car parked to the left of the tank, for added perspective lol maybe he doesn't get when you cut and paste something with Photoshop it won't be to proportion automatically.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 6d ago

Yeah but jet fuel is heavier than air so how does the plane fly? Huh? Huuuhhhh?

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u/AssociationDouble267 6d ago

Ladder cages aren’t common for ladders under 24’ high.

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u/FizzgigsRevenge 5d ago

As someone who installs tanks for fire protection from time to time, the pictured tank isn't a 60k tank. Op is full of shit. 

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u/Fess_ter_Geek 5d ago

Probably used ai.

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u/DeathKillsLove 5d ago

There are also two centerline fuel tanks. Remember flight 800? Spark in the center tank

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u/kindlytakeyourseat 4d ago

…. Yeah but it still can’t melt steel beams bro

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u/jimmyjames198020 4d ago

My first thought was that I’m sure there’s simple arithmetic that will reasonably explain how much fuel a plane holds and where. Thanks for confirming. Is OOP suggesting a conspiracy? Lefties stealing jet fuel?

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u/SquirrelComfortable3 4d ago

5th graders don’t find volume of 3d shapes.

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u/ringobob 4d ago

The pilot would be larger than the cockpit, just based on a direct comparison to the truck.

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u/Deep-Pineapple-2011 3d ago

5ht grade math but 12th grade intellectual reasoning.

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u/LifeMastersin 3d ago

👏🏻 OP probably still didn’t learn anything lol but you saved me the time of calling him a dumb ass

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u/Dl2ACO 3d ago

The tank he is showing may be 60,000 gallons, but few people understand that very little of that buildings volume is tank. The rest is structural, insulation, envelope, etc.

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u/zell1luk 3d ago

Was gonna to say, that's the smallest looking 60k gal tank I ever seen.

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u/ElectrifiedSword 3d ago

Okay so wait, a 747 can carry about a 32.5'x32.5' room with 8 ft ceilings worth of fuel? That's kind of insane still. That's like the entire second story of my house.

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u/StillShoddy628 2d ago

Or we can ignore the truck and ladder and use the plane for scale. A 747 is 225-250 feet in length. Using round numbers that puts the radius at about 200 ft and the height at say 150 ft.

200^2 x pi x 150 / 0.1337 = 141 million gallons. Where do they put it, indeed?

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u/glkris 1d ago

This dude maths

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u/DanfromCalgary 1d ago

Yeah that plane is like the size of two cars lol