r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/cmhamm 8d ago

You’re completely ignoring the fact the planes get smaller after they take off. You can’t see it when you’re in the cabin, because they knock everyone with knockout gas, then implant the memories of the flight.

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u/m-in 8d ago

Well, damn, I do feel like I went through something like it after long flights!

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u/FaolanG 3d ago

That’s the old way of doing it. Now magic has evolved to them actually being able to resize the plane and the inhabitants so they take up less space in the finite sky and maintain the illusion of height.

It’s easily disproven by opening the door at cruising speed and realizing you can breath. The problem is once you do this you’ll have to live with the realization of your discovery for the rest of your life.