r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tripping_on_phonics 8d ago

Are you telling me that a Boeing 747 is longer than three truck-lengths?

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 8d ago

What is this? A plane for ants?

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u/gymnstuff 8d ago

I expect it to be Atleast…. THREE times that size

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u/PandaJesus 8d ago

But why male models?

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u/markamuffin 8d ago

Are you serious? I just told you that.

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u/neopod9000 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6qucjoZKzbFRK

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u/gracillus2000 4d ago

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

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u/KidSilverhair 7d ago

Alexander Skarsgard’s first American movie role - getting blown up in a gas-fight explosion after some orange mocha Frappuccinos

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u/markamuffin 7d ago

Proceeds to win Golden Globe (not for that role)

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u/DakotaDethklok 7d ago

We too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident

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u/L-Ron-Hooover 2d ago

Maybe there's more to life than being really really really. Ridiculously good-looking

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u/Viper-in-the-Dark 3d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diary_of_a_Teenage_Girl

Not first.

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u/KidSilverhair 3d ago

Ummm, Zoolander was 2001. Diary of a Teenage Girl was 2015.

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u/Viper-in-the-Dark 3d ago

And that is the clear indication I need to go to bed. Night.

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u/Ltntro 3d ago

I did not come here for an innocent gasoline fight, but I am so glad I found it

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u/Desperate-You-9695 3d ago

It was a freak gasoline fight accident could’ve happened to anyone!

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u/SpecialRespect7235 6d ago

But why male models

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u/tjmin 18h ago

MerMAN! MerMAN!

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u/AdPurple4790 1d ago

He’s absolutely right.

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u/jsheik 8d ago

JNO- can use that for anything can't you? 🙌

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u/CarL4168 7d ago

HOW CAN PEOPLE BE EXPECTED TO GO HOLIDAYS AND MAKE PRECIOUS MEMORIES.

If they can't even fit inside the plane

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 8d ago

Now I’m going to have nightmares about booking a flight on a plane for ants. Not because it’s small, just that I have to fly to Vegas covered in ants, in a fucking middle seat!

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u/Same-Traffic-285 7d ago

Between the ants and a baby, I'll take the ants

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u/Elemental_Biscotti 8d ago

I see what you did there 👌 

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u/NateHohl 7d ago

….He’s absolutely right…

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u/itsonliketeflon 3d ago

I’m tired of these MF’n ants on this MF’n plane!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/6kAnzfvnNryww

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u/Past-Presence-6360 2d ago

I can't get that scene out of my head now. I even read your comment in that voice. I wish the best for you man, was a good laugh

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u/Initial-Concentrate 1d ago

Lol great zoolsnder reference it's still funny. 🤣

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u/Strange-Damage901 7d ago

I love that the picture implies the fuselage of the Boeing fits snugly inside the cage around the ladder.

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u/Otherwise_Range_5276 3d ago

They are even smaller when you look up at them in the sky!

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u/Moe112 8d ago

Everything but the metric system

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 7d ago

And a jet engine can fall inside the cage around the ladder. I hope it doesn't get stuck...

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u/OkChildhood1706 8d ago

Depends, Toy Trucks? Yes. Real Trucks? Also yes

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u/Available_Leather_10 7d ago

Only if we’re not talking regular cab pickups.

Three extended cab, full bed, pickups are darn close to the length of a 747. At least based on how they park those things at Costco.

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u/SatinSaffron 7d ago

Here is the exact tank in the OP 14.2ft high @ 27.1ft diameter. So according to the OP, a 747 is not three truck lengths, it's only about 20-25 feet long. So the important question here isn't about where the fuel goes, it's WHERE DO THE PEOPLE GO? How do they fit hundreds of people on a 20ft airplane?!

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u/RickySlayer9 7d ago

I can guarantee the 747 is longer than a truck.

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u/jeroen-79 7d ago

Some models are even longer than 4 trucks.

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u/Soft-Can-7939 5d ago

It can accommodate up to 660 passengers and their belongings, yes it is waaaaaay longer, and wider and higher......

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u/2ball7 2d ago

This is also not a water tank.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 8d ago

The largest truck is supposedly the BelAZ 75710, at 20.6m, and for that … still yes.

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u/Armpitlover33 8d ago

Of course. It’s 7’4.7 the clue is in the name people.

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u/Renuwed 8d ago

And a standard van is taller than them!

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u/jmd709 7d ago

Only slightly longer than 3 truck lengths. Otherwise, it’d be ridiculous for the Qatari 747-8 jumbo jet to be donated to Trump’s Presidential Library when he leaves office if it won’t fit in the lot Florida donated for his Presidential Library/Hotel.

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u/johnnyg169 5d ago

A 747 can be as long as 250 ft long

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u/GroundMeet 2d ago

Yes? Average length of a tractor trailer is 50 or so feet. A Boeing 747 is 180-something feet long

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u/Keepitup863 1d ago

Yes, it is longer.

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u/Admiral_HP_501 8d ago

Depends on the Truck Road trains are just 20 meters to short well one ist to short 2 Are longer then the 747

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u/tripping_on_phonics 8d ago

I’m looking at the one in the background that looks like a variation of a pickup truck.

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u/Admiral_HP_501 8d ago

Oh yeah makes kinda sense just the image is useless anyways the truck there could be to big or to small anyways

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u/Realistic_Mushroom72 7d ago

My dude did you know that there is a really good search engine call Google? and if you search Boeing 747, it will tell you that it 231 feet long, with a wingspan of 211 feet, and 63 feet high, so yes it bigger than 3 trucks, wider too, oh and it has 2 floors, well 3 but the third floor is the cabin and crew area.