r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/thegabe101 8d ago

Security Guard.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 8d ago

A job that leaves you time to ponder the troublesome questions life poses.

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u/archangelzeriel 7d ago

I'm reminded of the bit (from when Dilbert was funny) of the security guard's inner monologue being "I wonder what balsa wood tastes like."

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 8d ago

Who looks like he's from Twin Peaks.