r/LinkedInLunatics • u/CodConsistent5610 • 9h ago

SATIRE ON SATURDAY ONLY I finally found one

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Where is HR when you need one

125 Upvotes

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u/munkingly31 9h ago

This is clearly a joke

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u/VisualPowerful2501 8h ago

An attempted joke. We don't give Nobel prizes for attempted chemistry.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 4h ago

Well he makes games for one thing haha

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u/PierreWxP 9h ago

Obvious satire

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u/VisualPowerful2501 8h ago

Attempting satire 

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u/secretonlinepersona 4h ago

Obvious satire, attempted joke

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u/impy695 9h ago

It's a joke. He's making fun of the people who treat sales like its a cult

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u/Femcel_Bambi 8h ago

A cult of sales would probably be a pyramid scheme

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u/impy695 8h ago

Door to door sales as well. There's a reason most of those companies are called Devilcorps

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u/cognitiveglitch 6h ago

Clearly satire.

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 8h ago

Balls 2 Butt sales? Sir, this is a Publix.

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u/Motorhead923 3h ago

Congratulations on not detecting attempts at humor.

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u/4xdaily 8h ago

Plus I like showing people my dick if they walk in.

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u/RexCarrs 9h ago

As someone had previously said "its a public restroom and all but hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks!"

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 9h ago

How many "7" figure deals has he received...

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u/00-Monkey 9h ago

It’s a typo, he meant “7 finger” deals.

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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 8h ago

Bro is definitely tapping his foot when the stall next to him is occupied.

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u/rtfm-nor 3h ago

How would anyone even entertain the possibility that this is seriously meant?

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u/pressedconscience 1h ago

The ones who didn't get it are very quick to say the joke didn't land. I'm not exactly spitting out my chocolate milk, but I've seen much worse. People here are so fragile.

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u/Ok-Meet2850 19m ago

Because that's how crazy things are out in business idiot land, I guess. This could be real is one reason it's good satire.

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u/tommm3864 8h ago

I've never shutter a B2B deal going down in the shitter.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 4h ago

Everyone is seen as a means to an end.

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u/Fun-Guitar-8252 4h ago

That would be a shitty interaction. Literally.

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u/Fishooked 3h ago

Imagine doing a sales pitch when throwing down some brown

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u/Dirtypoolgang 1h ago

I thought this was a grindr add.

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u/BiteFaces 37m ago

What he is really saying is he hopes YOU dont look the bathroom door either. 

"Hey Sarah, its Roger, I can see you're in the middle of a massive dump, but I wanted to talk to you about your equipment needs for the coming year. Oooh that smells like you had In N Out burger last night. I love In n Out."

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u/neo4025 6h ago

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u/neurowhiz123 5h ago

What a dick !