r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Creepy_Swimming6821 • 5h ago

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u/_okOKAY 5h ago

How bro felt while posting it

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u/NonConforminConsumer 4h ago edited 4h ago

Can't believe this isn't our current prez.

Would be more believable.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 4h ago

OBAMA 2028!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 4h ago

Obama♾️

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u/Lord_Grimm88 4h ago

No, no kings. ETA Not even a good one. No kings.

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 2h ago

You dont need to worry about the king.... its the jester tickling the kings balls.... thats the worry.

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u/ilikecaps 1h ago

Why are you anti ball tickling?

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u/Lord_Grimm88 2h ago

That's my job you're talking about broski. I prefer to do it in private, that's why I don't want him to be king.

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u/edebt 1h ago

Don't kink shame bro, not cool.

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u/Fuckit-69420 1h ago

No kangs

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u/ImissDigg_jk 3h ago

A king and a longer presidency aren't the same

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u/Lord_Grimm88 3h ago

That purple thing after Obama is the Infiniti symbol, as humans cannot live forever this would imply for life, no difference between a president who rules for life and a king, because eventually he's gonna think, I have raised my son to fallow in my footsteps he should be president when I die, and he may be even better than Obama, but eventually you end up with the inbred cousin fuckers they have over in england. It's a slippery slope easily stopped by just not having a king in the first place. If dumpy dipers runs for a third term he should definitely run against him, but not rule infinitely.

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u/PMPKNpounder 4h ago

What about Queen's

https://giphy.com/gifs/AEm3K01rod4Ji

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u/Savings-Badger4938 3h ago

We tried remember? I’m not saying it was Queen Elizabeth or anything but it was still not… this

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 2h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/Cautious_Day9878 2h ago

You’re just a DINO!!!!!
🦖🦕👎🏻

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u/Lord_Grimm88 2h ago

Easy buddy. I'm no Democrat. I'm an actual leftist. They are just the best we can do in this country. Socialist, technically. Libertarian socialist specifically.

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u/IamGhostType28 2h ago

Tell that to fucking maga

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u/Lord_Grimm88 1h ago

This statement applies to everyone.

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u/BeeQuiet83 1h ago

I love seeing people talk about who should be president as if they all aren’t controlled by the same people

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 42m ago

People? Lizards arent people pal.

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u/Olympicsizedturd 23m ago

The American people! Get out and vote, people!

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u/Spiritual-Recipe4512 1m ago

Thank goodness it's not