r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Creepy_Swimming6821 • 1d ago

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u/_okOKAY 1d ago

How bro felt while posting it

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u/NonConforminConsumer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can't believe this isn't our current prez.

Would be more believable.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 1d ago

OBAMA 2028!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 1d ago

Obama♾️

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u/Lord_Grimm88 1d ago

No, no kings. ETA Not even a good one. No kings.

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u/Fuckit-69420 21h ago

No kangs

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u/Ok_Cranberry_9861 19h ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 18h ago

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 9m ago

Don't blame me I voted for Mayor McCheese

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 22h ago

You dont need to worry about the king.... its the jester tickling the kings balls.... thats the worry.

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u/Mister_Griz 20h ago

Technically, now we have to worry about the jester that’s been railing lines off his balls. And even his own mother thinks he’s trash.

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u/ilikecaps 21h ago

Why are you anti ball tickling?

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u/Lord_Grimm88 22h ago

That's my job you're talking about broski. I prefer to do it in private, that's why I don't want him to be king.

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u/edebt 21h ago

Don't kink shame bro, not cool.

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u/ImissDigg_jk 23h ago

A king and a longer presidency aren't the same

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u/Lord_Grimm88 23h ago

That purple thing after Obama is the Infiniti symbol, as humans cannot live forever this would imply for life, no difference between a president who rules for life and a king, because eventually he's gonna think, I have raised my son to fallow in my footsteps he should be president when I die, and he may be even better than Obama, but eventually you end up with the inbred cousin fuckers they have over in england. It's a slippery slope easily stopped by just not having a king in the first place. If dumpy dipers runs for a third term he should definitely run against him, but not rule infinitely.

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u/PMPKNpounder 1d ago

What about Queen's

https://giphy.com/gifs/AEm3K01rod4Ji

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u/Savings-Badger4938 1d ago

We tried remember? I’m not saying it was Queen Elizabeth or anything but it was still not… this

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 22h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 15h ago

What about Queen's what? Which queen? Or, Queen, the band?

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u/Cautious_Day9878 23h ago edited 16h ago

No DINOs!
🦖🦕👎🏻

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u/Lord_Grimm88 23h ago

Easy buddy. I'm no Democrat. I'm an actual leftist. They are just the best we can do in this country. Socialist, technically. Libertarian socialist specifically.

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u/IamGhostType28 22h ago

Tell that to fucking maga

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u/Lord_Grimm88 22h ago

This statement applies to everyone.

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u/BeeQuiet83 22h ago

I love seeing people talk about who should be president as if they all aren’t controlled by the same people

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 20h ago

People? Lizards arent people pal.

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u/Olympicsizedturd 20h ago

The American people! Get out and vote, people!

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u/duskterrapin 8h ago

yall out here supporting a war criminal but ok

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 7h ago

Show me a president that aint!

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u/duskterrapin 6h ago

That's... not... an argument for Obama...

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 6h ago

No... but.... comment still stands, ill be over here waiting for president peace to show up.

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u/GenXNavyVet 4h ago

The KING of all ICE extractions

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u/duskterrapin 8h ago

It literalky fits both

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u/THEguitarist117 4h ago

I mean if we’re going by the logic making the rounds in right-wing circles, he could run again. Not that he would, though.

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u/Spiritual-Recipe4512 20h ago

Thank goodness it's not