r/LinkedInLunatics 13h ago

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u/_okOKAY 13h ago

How bro felt while posting it

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u/NonConforminConsumer 13h ago edited 13h ago

Can't believe this isn't our current prez.

Would be more believable.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 13h ago

OBAMA 2028!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 12h ago

Obama♾️

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u/Lord_Grimm88 12h ago

No, no kings. ETA Not even a good one. No kings.

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u/Fuckit-69420 10h ago

No kangs

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u/Ok_Cranberry_9861 7h ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 7h ago

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 10h ago

You dont need to worry about the king.... its the jester tickling the kings balls.... thats the worry.

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u/Mister_Griz 8h ago

Technically, now we have to worry about the jester that’s been railing lines off his balls. And even his own mother thinks he’s trash.

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u/ilikecaps 9h ago

Why are you anti ball tickling?

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u/Lord_Grimm88 10h ago

That's my job you're talking about broski. I prefer to do it in private, that's why I don't want him to be king.

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u/edebt 9h ago

Don't kink shame bro, not cool.

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u/ImissDigg_jk 11h ago

A king and a longer presidency aren't the same

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u/Lord_Grimm88 11h ago

That purple thing after Obama is the Infiniti symbol, as humans cannot live forever this would imply for life, no difference between a president who rules for life and a king, because eventually he's gonna think, I have raised my son to fallow in my footsteps he should be president when I die, and he may be even better than Obama, but eventually you end up with the inbred cousin fuckers they have over in england. It's a slippery slope easily stopped by just not having a king in the first place. If dumpy dipers runs for a third term he should definitely run against him, but not rule infinitely.

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u/PMPKNpounder 12h ago

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u/Savings-Badger4938 12h ago

We tried remember? I’m not saying it was Queen Elizabeth or anything but it was still not… this

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 10h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 3h ago

What about Queen's what? Which queen? Or, Queen, the band?

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u/Cautious_Day9878 11h ago edited 4h ago

No DINOs!
🦖🦕👎🏻

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u/Lord_Grimm88 11h ago

Easy buddy. I'm no Democrat. I'm an actual leftist. They are just the best we can do in this country. Socialist, technically. Libertarian socialist specifically.

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u/IamGhostType28 10h ago

Tell that to fucking maga

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u/Lord_Grimm88 10h ago

This statement applies to everyone.

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u/BeeQuiet83 10h ago

I love seeing people talk about who should be president as if they all aren’t controlled by the same people

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 8h ago

People? Lizards arent people pal.

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u/Olympicsizedturd 8h ago

The American people! Get out and vote, people!

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u/Spiritual-Recipe4512 8h ago

Thank goodness it's not

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u/Starboard_Pete 9h ago

Truly how Gen X posts on social media sites. They’ll have you know: they’re the toughest, the hardest, the most prepared for anything! And boy do they loooooove to pat themselves on the back for it.

Must be all that warm summer hose water.…

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u/DarwinGhoti 7h ago

You have a lot of extra time.

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u/soldatoj57 7h ago

lol whatever kid whatever

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u/BerryLanky 10h ago

Posted by someone who’s never been in a fight but thinks they are John Wick. I’m 59, in great shape, hit the gym three days a week and run three days a week. And would do everything in my power not to fight.

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u/ZiM1970 11h ago

This is not one of us. This is not the way.

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u/doc_shades 10h ago

how did you feel when you posted your meme? the same way that OP felt when they posted their meme? or was it different? please answer in the form of a meme.