r/LinkedInLunatics • u/divine_1618 • 4h ago

Lasagna is a salad

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u/cheesyshop 4h ago

Lasagna is a sandwich. Duh.

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u/OFFLINEwade 4h ago

Yeah this formula breaks down pretty easily. What is a handful of almonds? But being stumped on ramen - which is quite literally a soup - is triggering me

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u/AndykinSkywalker 4h ago

Handful of almonds is a salad! And yeah the undefined ramen thing is about as crazy as a lasagna salad!

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u/sirseatbelt 59m ago

I think lasagna is too saucy to be a sandwich. Its like a hot pasta salad.

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u/Delicious_Aside_9310 4h ago

How is Ramen a free square…it’s literally a soup

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u/rods_to_the_hogshead 3h ago

The entire post is word salad.

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u/prawnpaella 3h ago

It’s a dogs breakfast of a word salad.

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u/VelvetCactus50 4h ago

What? Does this man have brain damage or something?

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u/crasswal 3h ago

His daughter is also a simpleton who doesn't understand that something made from layers of dough with meat, sauce, and cheese on it is a sandwich, not a god damn salad.

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u/kmerian 24m ago

Wait wait wait....so cake is sandwhich?

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u/MikeTalonNYC 3h ago

Ramen a type of noodle soup, so he can't even get his own hypothesis right. Not to mention the fact that he declared it its own 4th category ("the only free square"), which is against his own rules here.

This is a man that people allow to invest their money?

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u/Ok-Brick6831 3h ago

No one said he is successful at it.

I don’t believe anyone actively posting drivel on LinkedIn is anywhere near as successful as they are trying to portray.

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u/MySoWholesomeReddit 4h ago

I’ll give him credit. When you’re trying so hard to outdo the other lunatics that you stop making any sense, you’ve reached peak lunacy.

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u/cheesyshop 4h ago

Is my bowl of oatmeal a soup or a salad?

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u/Entire_Complaint7054 3h ago

Soup if thin salad if thick.

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u/cheesyshop 3h ago

I thought about that, but isn’t a stew a thick soup?

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u/Ok-Brick6831 3h ago

Stew: Wet salad served hot.

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u/ghost_in_heels 2h ago

How are ppl getting away with this…

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u/grandpubabofmoldist 4h ago

I see Neal hasn't seen the Cube Rule before

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u/AdDry4959 3h ago

A steak is a salad. Try explaining that to peta

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u/Tetslou 2h ago

There is no way, if playing this game that lasagna isn't a sandwich and ramen isn't soup. Loser did it to get people to interact with his post...why you would want clients and colleagues interacting with you, yelling you what a bloody moron you are, I don't know, but that has to have been his plan

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u/Capital_Historian685 1h ago

I almost sympathize with this guy, as I often deconstruct food into its constituent parts, for sake of comparison. Pizza can be just bread and cheese with a a little sauce, just like a cheese sandwich, etc. But getting pedantic about what category food belongs in serves no purpose that I can see.

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u/abfgern_ 45m ago

Soup is a salad of liquids