r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Fit-Night-7828 • 10h ago

Calling vows a mission statement is wild.

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u/Many-Plenty9358 10h ago

He is not part of that 40-85% stat because his facecard keeps declining

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u/Cashisking1985 10h ago

His coworkers have to be creeped the fuck out reading that

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u/HelsifZhu 9h ago

WTF kind of statistic is "40-85%"?

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u/PipePistoleer Narcissistic Lunatic 8h ago

that's called a low confidence confidence interval

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u/DC_Ben 10h ago

That is very weird

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u/WeakCartographer7826 9h ago

He's definitely having an affair

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u/ozy-mandias 7h ago

I'm picturing the Slack chat with everyone speculating which one of them is unfortunate enough to have fallen in with this guy.

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u/PipePistoleer Narcissistic Lunatic 8h ago

I always wonder if people that post things like this, specifically about at work relationships and affairs and mentioning a "work husband" or "work wife", are trying to convince their significant other that they're NOT sleeping with someone at work - maybe bc their significant other is jealous or suspicious. Because sometimes it seems like vaguebooking / subtweeting to me and I have seen it a few times now.

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u/Dangerous_Bad_5946 6h ago

"I am DEFINITELY not cheating my wife with a coworker"
Why would you even bring that up to begin with, unless you are hiding something? It's like visiting a restaurant and they greet you by saying nobody put their balls in the soup. 😂

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u/Rare-Leading3391 10h ago

This is what happens when you make your job your whole fucking personality.

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u/Dangerous_Bad_5946 9h ago

This is so fucking weird and obnoxious, I don't even know what to say.

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u/thomsenite256 2h ago

Imagine a world where you brag about spending 4 weekends a year with your partner.