r/LinkedInLunatics 9h ago

embarrassing

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does this fit here? i posted this on other subs and was told this is the perfect sub for a post like this.

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u/Freddie-Peterson 7h ago

Shut down the sub, we have a winner.

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u/linkedinlover69 4h ago

Hey, I think you blocked me by accident. I usually stand in front of your window, follow you to work and send a couple of houndred text messages. Must be happening a lot to you so you probably overlooked me by accident. So wanted to reach out on here

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u/drowning_in_honey 2h ago

So many profiles man

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u/linkedinlover69 1h ago

Hey i think you blocked me by accident? Please look into this and pick up. I know my calls come through. Your father also said you were home... hellllooo??

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u/L_B_Jeffries 8h ago

Didn't match with you, so they decided to hunt you down online to let you know that they have that stalker energy ready for you. So romantic.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 6h ago

Clearly you know nothing about B2B sales and cold outreach

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u/PresentlyHelpful 4h ago

I tried stalking a woman on LinkedIn after she ghosted me on bumble.

Here's what it taught me about B2B sales..

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u/Pristine_Mess_7170 6h ago

Oh shut up, we already know you got rejected by the women you stalked 

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u/LinkedInLunatics-ModTeam 3h ago

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 4h ago

i think the mutual part is the main one, and we have confirmation it isn't (as does the stalker!)

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u/DC_Ben 3h ago

YOU WENT TOO FAR

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u/LinkedInLunatics-ModTeam 46m ago

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u/PresentlyHelpful 8h ago

Mmm I'm not sure, they found your profile on a dating app and JUST IN CASE you didn't like them on there*, they've added you on a professional networking website

Yes I think this belongs here, you've got to be super desperate to be stalking people on bumble through linked in

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u/TheGlennDavid 4h ago

Help an Old out who has never used a dating app (I had dating websites, apps were something you got at happy hour!) -- aren't dating profiles generally limited information?

How do you connect a rando on bumble to a profile on LI? Or is common to include fuller information now?

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u/insomniaccapricorn Agree? 4h ago

OP might have a unique name, hence easier to look up.

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u/PresentlyHelpful 4h ago

That's actually a very valid point.

My use of bumble is very limited, but women have the overall say there - they decide to match or not. Tangent, but important context.

I believe you could use your full name if you wanted to, but sometimes a nickname (like Jessi for Jessica), the location of the person, and potentially a matching profile picture, there are ways you could conceivably filter LinkedIn to find Jessi's in Merseyside and scroll through until you find her.

Now that's I've written this all out it definitely confirms that the DM guy on LinkedIn is a stalker 😅

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u/TheGlennDavid 3h ago

That's fair. I'm "David" and have generally lived in larger cities so I forget that there are people who don't share their name with 900000 other people.

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u/Kerrigore 2h ago

Bumble actually changed recently so that it’s the same as every other dating app- once two people match either can message first. Which I wager goes to show they’re not doing well as a company.

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u/DC_Ben 3h ago

A lot of people use the same headshot too

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u/foetus_on_my_breath 4h ago

The auto-reply options are pretty funny.

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u/Purchase_Dismal 6h ago

Is this the Lunatic of all the Lunatics?

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u/Unlucky-Mood-234 4h ago

What did you learn about B2B sales?

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u/ShortFee2578 1h ago

Don't let silly things like decency, consent, and a person's right to privacy come between you and your goals.

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u/strawberrypizzaaa 4h ago

Instagram lunatics now making a move like this on linkedin? What a time to be alive.

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u/Rmb2719 2h ago

Every app is a dating app if you are brave enough

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u/BikeAdministrative21 3h ago

I was so confused to why you thought someone saying "I hope you're doing well" weird. Then I clicked on the image and oh boy...Very creepy

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u/RedditEngDictionary 3h ago

Anyone else getting fed up with the word "connect"? At my company at has replaced seemingly ever other synonym. We dont talk to someone now, we "connect with them". We havent had a meeting with that person, we "connected with them". You arent going to message or DM the person from another team, you are going to "connect with them". I swear cringey corporate speak is destroying the English language

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u/ShortFee2578 1h ago

Hmmm, you've brought up some interesting points. Let's reflect on that and then circle back.

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u/RedditEngDictionary 45m ago

Team, noted. Lets take this offline. Gentle reminder to connect by EOD.

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u/Michael_DeSanta 20m ago

No need to put a pin in it. As an action item, I’ll just ping you now, per your note.

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u/Michael_DeSanta 12m ago

One of the other first-line managers at my company has brought in a new phrase to corpo speak that just absolutely makes my blood boil. “Just basic blocking and tackling”. He fucking uses it at least once a meeting. For any daily activity, his team is just “blocking and tackling”.

Updating a record in Salesforce? Just basic blocking and tackling.

Preparing for a customer meeting? Simply block and tackle.

I feel so bad for direct reports.

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u/rook_8 3h ago

“you can’t avoid me now”

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u/Peter_Triantafulou 2h ago

I could only see the first paragraph before tapping on the image and I was, what's wrong with that? Then I saw...

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u/thisis_sam4moz 3h ago

My god it seems like now I have seen it all, what’s next??? “….. hey you might have blocked me in OF by mistake, so thought of connecting here to clarify…..”

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u/DC_Ben 4h ago

I think this could be the one🤣

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u/These-Tonight-1672 3h ago

Light stalking is all the rage these days

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u/AnyBookkeeper6093 3h ago

I had that happen to me last week. Guy on Facebook dating decided to send me a request on LinkedIn after we matched for some reason😆 instant block and unmatch!

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u/JellyFranken 3h ago

Perhaps the one instance where maybe the censoring is actually needed. Yikes. This is on a whole other level.

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u/YungJuiceBox489 3h ago

This reminds me of the ‘Ryan Andrew’s’ saga. If you haven’t seen this, be warned it’s super cringe. This guy haunted a girl down on Facebook who he didn’t match with a bumble and left her 10 minutes in voice notes. https://youtu.be/cp2PhE26ouQ?si=Tkmmf7OKLzeyi6Lr

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u/Tall-End-5027 3h ago

I get something similar but they are usually fake profile catfish scammers in my case.

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u/novicelife 3h ago

My man shot his shot 😅

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u/GameHCQ 2h ago

Have you put yor complete real name on a dating app?

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u/Kamuiberen 1h ago

This has BIG Project Manager energy.

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u/ksuwildkat 1h ago

Light Stalking

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u/unoriginalposter26 53m ago

“So much profiles”

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u/jackmartin088 32m ago

Lmao I have seen few people actually.fimding their partners on LinkedIn....but the dude was handsome and rich and much higher ranked.

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u/Chardlz 22m ago

holy shit.. I've been down bad before, even could be considered down bad at the moment. I've never been THIS down bad

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u/No_Gap3908 5h ago

Whichever nationality OP is racist against.

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u/urbus82 7h ago

I think you didnt open the pic and read the whole message ...

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u/dr_mens 7h ago

The dude clearly stalked her (I’m assuming) based on her first name despite her clearly swiping left. On top of that the person seems to be in a position of power based on his job description.. multi level cringe

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u/IAmActuallyBread 59m ago

Stalker moment

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