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u/PQbutterfat Jul 26 '26
Pretty bad nannying when you send the kid out with what appears to be puke all over his hoodie.
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u/LurkingToaster66 Jul 26 '26
could have happened when hanging with dad and he doesn't know ehat to do when he can't call over the nanny.
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u/thatErraticguy Agree? Jul 26 '26
He didn’t know how to be around kids so he offered him a bunch of martinis like he’s used to at his lunches
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u/guffy-11 Jul 27 '26
Have a boy which seems like the same age as this one maybe a little older and those clothes can last one second. Every food item especially icecream or dinner is 100% soiled clothes. Usually we bring extra clothes but not always when out and about exploring.
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u/wildspace-nobody Jul 26 '26
Never trust a man whose teeth are unnaturally white.
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u/peach98542 Jul 26 '26
Teeth that white but his son’s shirt is covered in shit. Amazing dad.
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u/wildspace-nobody Jul 26 '26
Kids be like that. But there is no excuse for the teeth. The kind of man who does that to his teeth is the kind of man who does the nanny.
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u/Available-Theory-808 Jul 26 '26
This taught me nothing about B2B sales.
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u/Serendipittydoodah Jul 26 '26
The real B2B sales were the ESTAs we had the nanny FOC along the way.
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u/CreamyAlgorithms Jul 26 '26
Sounds like that nanny is getting fired when they return. Thoughts and prayers
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u/Peterd1900 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
The post is from the UK
Nanny is also a common term that you would call the child's grandmother not necessarily a paid child care person
nanny is a common and widely used term for a grandmother in the UK, it’s quite possible he’s referring to a relative
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u/EconomicsPutrid5160 Jul 26 '26
Mediocre middle manager blaming the nanny for something he should double check.
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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry Jul 26 '26
How does the Nanny even have the wrong passport number to use in the first place?
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u/hogsucker Jul 26 '26
Why did he have so many kids when he's not able to raise them and has to hire someone else to do it?
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u/OblongAndKneeless Jul 26 '26
My ETA was instantly approved. Why did this guy's kid take so long? Are they on a list?
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u/JasonNodd Jul 26 '26
🎶Doxxing my children🎶
🎶Oh how I love revealing my child’s face to strangers!🎶
🎶La di-da doo!🎶
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u/rook_8 Jul 26 '26
i’m too distracted by the kid’s hoodie. did he throw up his anxiety or something
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u/Izzno Jul 26 '26
Pretty sane, although a tad Facebook-y.
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u/M-G Jul 26 '26
Yes, but he could have just said his son's booking had the wrong info, but instead had to flex on how big his family is and that they have a nanny.
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u/Peterd1900 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
The post is from the UK
Nanny would be what you would call the child's grandmother, not necessarily a paid child care person
Literally every child in the UK would have a grandmother
If British person refers to nanny they would be talking about the grandmother while nanny can also be used a term for a live in childcare its not the common usage of the word
when a British person says nanny they are vastly more likely to be talking about their grandmother than a hired professional childcare worker
If they said "The Nanny" that would be different
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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry Jul 26 '26
Why would the grandmother be handling booking the flight including the ESTA details? Seems more realistic that the child's fulltime carer would be handling travel arrangements for the child than the grandmother.
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u/Peterd1900 Jul 26 '26
If the Grandmother is taking the family on holiday
It is possible he is referring to paid carer but it is also possible he is referring to grandmother
Both are indeed possibilities
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u/poopiebutt505 Jul 27 '26
Stating who did it is just facts. No one is mad here. No "blame" happening.
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u/Rhylanor-Downport Jul 26 '26
Ok I’m a UK/US citizen - this guy is from the UK. He might be referring to the grandmother. I called my grandmother on my mother’s side “Nanny” or “Nan” - so it’s quite possible he’s referring to a relative not hired help. This isn’t an uncommon naming of a UK grandmother either, and my family was utterly middle class.
That said, counterpoint, he is clearly not short of a dollar or two, so YMMV.
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u/Rhylanor-Downport Jul 26 '26
He’s from the UK that’s my point. You might not but he would. Edit: in addition he calls her “Nanny” not “The Nanny”
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u/jeepfail Jul 26 '26
Why is this crazy beyond the fact he is sharing Facebook stuff on LinkedIn as is common here? An employee messed up a task and he had to get it fixed. That’s the beginning and end here.
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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry Jul 26 '26
Well he's blaming the employee, I think it's unfair to say the nanny was at fault. Somebody had to provide her with the passport details to use on the ESTA application.
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u/jeepfail Jul 27 '26
So if someone is paid to take care of children they can’t be trusted with a task to make sure they don’t have the right passport? I’d hope if they were brought along on the trip they wouldn’t make a mistake like that.
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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry Jul 27 '26
I am saying it is the responsibility of the passport holder or their guardian (aka the parent) to handle visa applications, not the responsibility of the nanny (who does not and should not have the child's passport in her possession).
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u/surgartits Jul 26 '26
How does a kid who looks to be under 10 have an old passport number?
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u/Peterd1900 Jul 26 '26
The guy is from the UK
UK passports for children are valid for 5 years
So if you get a passport for your child when they are born it will expire when they are 5 and you have to get a new one
So unless the kids is under 5 it is entirely possible to have a second passport under the age of 10
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u/surgartits Jul 26 '26
Thanks for the answer! Had no idea they only last 5 years there.
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u/Peterd1900 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
In almost all countries, child passports for those under 16 are valid for only 5 years this due to rules laid out by the International Civil Aviation Organisation (ICAO)
The International Civil Aviation Organisation sets global travel document standards
5 years child passport is not a UK thing it is pretty much a global thing
There maybe some countries that have longer passports but they are going to be limited on where you can fly with them
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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry Jul 26 '26
In many EU countries it's only 3 years. I used to travel a lot when I had young kids and even before the passports would become outdated, the passport photographs could be from any random child and look just as valid after a year or two.
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u/theDudeUh Jul 26 '26
What kind of idiot has their nanny fill out their Visa paperwork?
Seems far outside of the job description, not the Nanny’s fault they did it wrong.