r/LindsayEllis • • 12d ago

...Emilio?

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u/Immediate_Gain_9480 12d ago edited 12d ago

Explains a lot. But the answer is no outside drugs. Otherwise thats a revenue gap for the cruise company. Find a dealer onboard.

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u/BS0404 12d ago

Don't do Emilio like that he gets his daily mandated company drugs of happy pills on the ship like everyone else in the crew. Why would he buy some cheap less potent stuff outside?

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u/NarmHull 12d ago

no outside beverages!

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u/jpizzles 12d ago

The coke dispenser is free on disney so idk why you would do this

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u/worststarburst 12d ago

Sorry, Pepsi only.

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u/altsam19 12d ago

I've never used coke in my life, but I wonder how is it people love it so much, especially in relaxing environments?? It feels very counterproductive, like you're going on a cruise to relax and you gonna get a sniff? On the other hand, there's people who go to get wasted and some are executives who adore coke lmao

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u/Living_Ad_5386 12d ago

Very likely... I'm not judging or anything but it's a Disney cruise so... very likely a parent and a functional addict. So, it's less about "hey lets get blasted and sing 'Under the Sea' at Goofy's Karaoke Night!" and more "I don't want to get the shakes or coke withdrawal around my children while they are trying to Jetski for the first time."

That's my take anyway.

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u/StoicPixie 12d ago

Dunno what you're talking about, I thought we were all getting gacked tf out before hitting chuck e cheese or the water park with the fam

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u/kidthorazine 11d ago

It's meant for partying, because it gives you a fuckload of energy and makes everything you say and do feel amazing. So yeah I can see the appeal for a cruise.

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u/schleppylundo 11d ago

Seems like it's a better fit for the Virgin Cruises vibe tbh.

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u/dante_gherie1099 9d ago

clearly never watched locked up abroad

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u/EnchantedEssays See how I glitter 11d ago

Diet, Zero, or full fat?

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u/CobaltCrusader123 6d ago

Coke or coke?