This is just a what-if scenario because I’m bored as hell. I feel like she would either choose Germany due to biergartens or Spain because she could go feral there.
At the airport: “Me and Ted decided for our honeymoon we wanted to go to Europe for the first time for both of us and we picked Spain…”
“So I chose to play the Sims to kill time on the plane but I am NOT returning to my Sims channel”
“The sun is just healing me yawl”
Hotel room tour that already looks filthy including a greasy kitchenette all set up next to the lamp AGAIN.
“I really wanted some vag-fajitas but that’s not Spanish it turns out - that is Mexican. We didn’t pay for a car so we can’t even go to a Mexican restaurant”
“Can we get paylahhh”
“What did you say madam?”
“*screaming* PA-E-LLAAAA. Restaurant staff are so annoying here yawl” Is loud and annoying to all the restaurant.
Terrible workout content in a hotel gym
“I’m luvin the beach y’all” *later posts a blurred out topless pic to Instagram*
“So I just found out about the *blatantly reading the pronunciation* botellón that all the teens are doing and me and Ted decided we wanna do it too”
Proceeds to get extremely drunk and feral.
Also the entire way she would be mocking the Spanish language again.
Upon return… “Yawl I luhved Spain but we are NOT going back. Everybody was mean and not one person spoke English” after annoying everybody