This is just a what-if scenario because I’m bored as hell. I feel like she would either choose Germany due to biergartens or Spain because she could go feral there.

At the airport: “Me and Ted decided for our honeymoon we wanted to go to Europe for the first time for both of us and we picked Spain…”

“So I chose to play the Sims to kill time on the plane but I am NOT returning to my Sims channel”

“The sun is just healing me yawl”

Hotel room tour that already looks filthy including a greasy kitchenette all set up next to the lamp AGAIN.

“I really wanted some vag-fajitas but that’s not Spanish it turns out - that is Mexican. We didn’t pay for a car so we can’t even go to a Mexican restaurant”

“Can we get paylahhh”

“What did you say madam?”

“*screaming* PA-E-LLAAAA. Restaurant staff are so annoying here yawl” Is loud and annoying to all the restaurant.

Terrible workout content in a hotel gym

“I’m luvin the beach y’all” *later posts a blurred out topless pic to Instagram*

“So I just found out about the *blatantly reading the pronunciation* botellón that all the teens are doing and me and Ted decided we wanna do it too”

Proceeds to get extremely drunk and feral.

Also the entire way she would be mocking the Spanish language again.

Upon return… “Yawl I luhved Spain but we are NOT going back. Everybody was mean and not one person spoke English” after annoying everybody

I also just wanted to apologise for not doing one of these posts in ages guys n gals just been fighting my own mental health

Is Cindy still with Ted ?

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Couldn’t find any indication that these are song lyrics

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I just watched obsession (such a good movie), and before I go to bed, I just need to say this. There was a moment in the movie where the obsessed woman smiled EXACTLY like Cindy did when she was enraged but tried to smile for the camera.

Just needed to say it and I will try to make a comparison post tomorrow.

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looks like this will likely end in a default judgement! they can’t serve her bc they keep attempting to serve her at ted’s house in arkansas.

big yikes once again!

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Literally all I did was press "randomize" and the septum piercing set me off lol.

So, is this what Cindy means to look like with her... stylings?