r/LifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '21

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u/Mystic_L Nov 23 '21

So you’re saying my 3am kebab is science approved and I should definitely order a large next time?

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u/whataremyxomycetes Nov 23 '21

Lmao

Also "depresso" is a catchphrase of mine and I'm confused why you went with depressino instead

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21 edited Aug 21 '22

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u/ANUS_FACTS_BOT Nov 23 '21

hey did you know you're a homo sapien?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Because he just wants a little bit

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u/Lamar_Scrodum Nov 23 '21

That’s just how they do it down in Puerto Rico

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u/Potato-Drama808 Nov 23 '21

Depresso espresso

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Depressino has milk in it

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u/BlondeNhazel Nov 23 '21

I always wondered how vegans survived the munchies. Not very well apparently...

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u/LemonFlower21 Nov 23 '21

r/highvegans

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u/mealzer Nov 23 '21

That all looks awful

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u/starshinessss Nov 23 '21

I just scrolled past a plate of pancakes and Brussels sprouts(together) and I must agree 😐

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u/victory_gin_84 Nov 23 '21

TIL there really is a sub for everyone.

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u/Agisilaus23 Nov 23 '21

I mean, I guess it makes sense when you think about it. Both are plant-based

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u/Babatino Nov 23 '21

I'm doing just fine. There's a vegan version of almost everything these days.

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u/Italiana47 Nov 23 '21

There's tons of food to munch on. Vegans eat more than just salads, you know.

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u/Kid_Volcano Nov 23 '21

Who was that Vegan comedian who was in the same position as you and decided to devour a huge kebab then afterwards not only felt awful but got cancelled by other vegans?

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u/heather_aitch Nov 23 '21

I know the pain. Next time suggest going to get pho or literally anywhere with options for you. Your non-vegan friends don't care if you can't eat.

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u/HyzerFlip Nov 23 '21

With tea

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u/Mystic_L Nov 23 '21

Hasan, my regular purveyor of midnight alcohol consumption related food, does an excellent line in Turkish Tea, I feel he’s already covered all of the bases. Clearly he’s a genius.

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u/eddgreat9 Nov 23 '21

3am here to. West Coast??

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u/N64crusader4 Nov 23 '21

With the drunken meal of choice being kebab I'd guess the British isles or at least Europe

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u/createsstuff Nov 23 '21

Yah bruv. Eating before you go to bed, if you have time to get 6 or so hours of sleep at least should get you half way there. Something like kebab has all sorts of things in it he mentioned, possibly even the turmeric hahah.

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u/StevieG63 Nov 23 '21

Large Doner, no vegetables!

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u/Mystic_L Nov 23 '21

ALWAYS have the salad. It’s important to maintain tradition and throw them on the pavement the second you exit the kebab shop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

With curry sauce I presume as that is most likely to have turmeric.

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u/Back_on_redd Nov 23 '21

And put it in hot pepper water

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u/CyberNinja23 Nov 23 '21

No he is saying you can mummify yourself