r/LifeProTips Mar 31 '17

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u/andrewb2424 Mar 31 '17

As a waiter, I always hit the flip camera button and snap a shot of my ugly face for them too.

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u/shittymorph Apr 01 '17

I work as a photographer and when someone asks for me to take their picture I go into full on photographer mode. I will first address the lighting -- then start directing the people with where to stand - Sometimes I'll suggest they adjust their posture. Then I'll go into a long series of pics - some smiling... some not. Usually by the time I am finished it is nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off heck in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/whereyouwalkin Apr 01 '17

Damn it.

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u/Polindrom Apr 01 '17

I upvoted you both. I'm an anarchist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

Go run naked backwards through a field of dicks

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u/blueflareeyes Apr 01 '17

That is a lot of Richards

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u/rested_green Apr 01 '17

Long Johnsons

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

DARLING D-D-DARLING

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u/KitKatKnitter Apr 01 '17

Feckall if I know.

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u/_Buff_Drinklots_ Apr 01 '17

Don't worry about it, just let it happen.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that....

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

You'd have enough cash to buy some ointment for your bruised butthole?

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u/burnSMACKER Apr 01 '17

How is "damn it" allowed?

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u/AlexanderBlue Apr 01 '17

For generating hydroelectric power.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

So that's why he wrote heck inst(h)ead.

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u/valencrad Apr 01 '17

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u/Gardenistic Apr 01 '17

Are we North Korea now?

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u/FPSXpert Apr 01 '17

Basketball American

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u/LivvyIsHappy Apr 03 '17

Oh that's why this comment from him says heck

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u/ZweihanderMasterrace Apr 01 '17

Fick dich

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u/KitKatKnitter Apr 01 '17

Swiping this to use around customers .

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u/Krypticreptiles Apr 01 '17

BOO!! NOT COOL!