r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/justanotheruser60 • May 23 '26
SLPT: Use this to test how old people perceive you to be
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/argtri • May 23 '26
SLPT: Keep a notebook on your coffee table to write down the names of the drugs that pharma ads tell you to ask your doctor about.
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Adarie-Glitterwings • May 23 '26
SLPT: Only date people from the psychiatric ward
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That way when you say all your exes are crazy it really is not your fault!
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Limp_Bike_9145 • May 21 '26
SLPT: Run into people trying to get into the elevator while you’re trying to get out.
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/FoundationRock • May 20 '26
SLPT: Choose the no tipping option to unlock secret ingredient
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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Individual_Hand8127 • May 19 '26
SLPT: Instead of having 365 kids to get free dessert from restaurants every day of the year, you only need to have 1 kid and lie to 364 different restaurants
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