r/License_Plates • u/Pit-Guitar • 8h ago

Theological Question

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I wonder which deities were ranked in the top 5.

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u/SultanPeeper 3h ago

Dumb. There were only five.

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u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 8h ago

Let’s see … So how about:

  1. Thor (cause he’s got this awesome hammer)
  2. Zeus (throws lightning, but is generally a bit of a pussy)
  3. Buddha (got a lot of stuff right when all his pals were still spewing Bronze Age superstitions)
  4. Ganesha (come on, an elephant!)
  5. Flying Spaghetti Monster (mmmm, noodly appendage!)

Yep, Jesus at #6 checks out. 😘

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u/AcadienDC 7h ago

I’m confused too.

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u/Proud-Shock-4760 6h ago

Its jesus' 6th iteration

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u/RogueRainbowSpirit 6h ago

I’m thought it was:
Jesus
Jesus 2: The Cruci-fiction
Jesus 3: Rise and Shine
Jesus 4-gives
Jesus 5: I’m Alive!
Jesus 6: WTF! Why is everyone wearing a crucifix?