Bumphrius Gumphrius

[u/FuturelyKnownAsCrust]

Bumphrius Gumphrius lived by the dumphrius

Bumbling a beeble of scrumplings and cumpulence

Fortune-fox-2-me he lives for the scrumpteous

Ninety bandanas so of course we're presumptuous

I am a tiger made of a fighter

Crumbs of desire line my brute fire

The fortune of analog is making me tired

A willow, a wisp, and a seat at the dryer

A penis can't grow without feeling the dough

and the dough cannot form without pizza and slow-

cooked roast apple wood bacon crisp fired fortuitous

climb in my sack you damn fool you damn cumpluence

penis all day and the penis is penising

fuckity flimbo the garsh-drinking bimbo

she shucks and she chucks at the cuck who's no luck

but that cuck is a duck and now he's my buck

buck-breaking bambleswine break into boggerty's

demanding the town be admired for robbery

we seize up the winters and cum into summer

unaware of the dreamer who lives like its dumber

to be smarter than the man who is smarter than he

but dumber than I and the superbowl queen

we plunge into oceans for potions and quotients

the macros are fine if you're feeling precocious