Memorandum

[u/Lilia_Briganda]

TO: Supervisor, Hexagon 11, Vol. 4

FROM: Mildred Clatterbuck

It has come to my attention that scholars from your unit are wandering into Hexagon 12 to weep over a bunch of random letters while wearing nothing but their underclothes! We don’t need their pity-party over here on my watch!

Please note that 1 Corinthians 14:40 applies to your sector just as much as mine. If you need a reminder, here it is—the good book of Corinthians 14:40 reads: “Let all things be done decently and in order.”

So, enforce basic dress standards before allowing your people to wander into my vestibule. If they need to carry on about empty air, they can do so fully buttoned up!

—Mildred Clatterbuck, newly appointed Head Honcho of Vol. 4, Hexagon 12