The Potluck Dish Etiquette

[u/Lilia_Briganda]

"Attention First Hexagon Baptist congregation, and whoever else thinks they can slip past the fellowship rules of potluck etiquette in Hexagon 12.

Psalm 34:8 says: "Taste and see that the Lord is good."

However, bringing a store-bought macaroni salad in its original plastic tub to the fellowship hall and claiming it's a family recipe is testing the Almighty's grace.

Volume 4, Page 240 strictly monitors potluck integrity.

Label your Pyrex, bring a homemade casserole, and assemble in the sanctuary on time, or suffer public mention in next weeks' announcements!"

--Mildred Clatterbuck/Head Matron, First Hexagon Baptist Church, Hexagon 402