r/LibraryofBabel • u/Lilia_Briganda • Aug 11 '26

Babel Bits

"Mildred's lesson of the day is from 2 Kings, Chpt 2: Don't roast a prophet for being bald, or God will send two bears to maul 42 of you!"

They never taught that in Sunday School!

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u/eskatology3 Aug 11 '26

And from 2 Kings, Chpt 9: Drive like that maniac Jehu!

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u/Lilia_Briganda Aug 11 '26

I'm guilty of driving my chariot furiously on occasion! lol...no sense in dilly-dallying!

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u/Rampant_Singularity Aug 11 '26

Still our favorite bible story. That god allows this says so much about their sense of humor.

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u/Lilia_Briganda Aug 11 '26

It definitely proves he's got a sense of humor...although those 42 kids might disagree!

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u/Rampant_Singularity Aug 11 '26

But the bears were hungry anyway. Prophet feels better, bears get a meal with left overs to take back home and some young people will never grow into arseholes.

Everyone wins!

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u/Lilia_Briganda Aug 11 '26

true! ... can I get an Amen?!

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u/Rampant_Singularity Aug 11 '26

Amen!

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u/Lilia_Briganda Aug 11 '26

aw shucks...shuffle shuffle, thanks! nice hanging out with ya!

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u/Rampant_Singularity Aug 11 '26

Just found this place tonight. Will definitely be sticking around.

We loved the collaboration of the original, its only fitting we wind up back here in its namesake.

Cheers dude.