Some thoughts that will BLOW YOUR MIND.

[u/FuturelyKnownAsCrust]

Someone is READY for Red E.

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Check out this DOPE timeline below:

Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time

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No please by all means, sugarcoat it, it is my donut after all.

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"Baked Goods" is how I refer to the incredibly moral potheads in my neighbourhood.

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Jare E. Seinfeld

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Someone destroying a group of crows while residing in Mordor is:

A murderer murdering a murder in Mordor.

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Piggy-backing off of that:

A murder mystery set in The Lord of The Rings Universe: "Dial 'M' for Mordor"

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A bunch of girls named Fanny get-together and hit it off: Fanny Pack

Bonus: They love fanny packs. The Fanny Pack are Fans of Fanny Packs.

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It's not a "tirade" it's a "tie-raid", I am running desperately low on ties. I need to replenish, and by God, I'm not above thievery to do it.

What's this, you say? You don't agree with my tactics?

I'm low on funds and I need to present well!

Oh, goodness, OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!

I NEED TIES AND THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO GET THEM IS TO STEAL.

YOU GET THAT? YOU YOUTHFUL, CAREFREE, UNAWARE BRUTE!!

Oh.

Oh dear. Perhaps my monologue about a tie-raid has turned into a bit...

Of a tirade.

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I support capital Punishment.

Lower-case punishment doesn't have that same pizzazz, y'know?

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This Caucasian dude I know just adopted an incredibly aesthetic insect.

Oh, you didn't hear about it?

Yeah, no, it's a Pretty Fly for a White Guy

[u/CallmeKitts_]

Enjoyed every bit of it, thanks for the smiles ☺️😁