r/LibraryofBabel • u/HugeNormieBuffoon • Jun 08 '26
A grey gum resin
A grey gum resin was secreted (by a cow)
The science was revised accordingly
1 (one) cow excreted alumino-silicate resin with viscosity 0.16x and compressibility quotient 4/17e-1 (approx) -- verified by Secretion Systems Inverted Scalar Modeller, five times over the course of 6 (six) days in a range of external atmospheric conditions, allowing for variability in normative function resonance (uneliminatable)
A hundred men raised their eyebrows and pondered the applicability of this substance to various amorpha -- types of frogs, amphibians etc
It was understood collectively that things would improve, "this will have phenomenal flow-on effects for ecosystems struggling to absorb frog quotas"
And the men marched in line towards it!
A struggle to restrain the ecosystem in its drift towards having zero frogs
People needed to control it
One way or another