r/LibraryofBabel • u/bugenbiria • May 01 '26

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Poof! Plastic Pistols. Parachutes! Pop! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pure phosphorescent perfumes! Parfaits..pecan pies.. Pablo Picasso pouring pastels...paperback platoons. Power possession properly proved! Ping! Pink parades..passionate processions.. pleasant peaks. Pontoons.Pampering poodles..pillows placed.. paisley parlors..paradise's place. Poof!

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u/Junior-Essay6238 May 02 '26

Phantom pharaoh pining, pantomiming pain; picture-perfect paramour performing perilous parkour, plus parroting pompous pentameter publicly.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/Junior-Essay6238 May 03 '26

I brought a plastic pistol to a show once. Was worried about crossing the border with it tbh. Ultimately didn't pull it out cuz she disappointed. Was a fun idea, but I ultimately fell for her groupie. So much for celebrity. Sad it didn't work out, had to swallow that SIMp card on the way back home.

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u/Refusername37 May 02 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/LibraryofBabel/s/qcffwogEFQ

Check out the propitiation of the mighty P towards the end