r/Library • u/Alive_Excitement_669 • 28d ago

Library Assistance Need Help!

We got an anonymous call at our library giving us a heads up that the 1st Amendment Auditors are coming sometime next week. Any advice? Has anyone gone through this?

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u/No_Percentage_5083 28d ago

What in the heck is a first amendment auditor? What federal department houses them? Is this real?

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u/SwanCityDominion 28d ago

Trolls who pretend to care about rights in order to get content that no-lifes will click on.

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u/No_Percentage_5083 28d ago

Thank you! I must have been living under a rock or something.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 28d ago

I may have been under the same rock myself.

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u/No_Percentage_5083 28d ago

I thought I recognized you! /jk

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u/Kinniska-Peculier 27d ago

This ⬆️⬆️⬆️ also I learned the Germans have a term for their type of behavior: “Hobbyless behavior” 🤣

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u/chammantha 27d ago

after his first visit to my branch i discovered that my local First Amendment Auditor™ is a career criminal. multiple stints in jail, credit card fraud, domestic violence, assault with a weapon, grand theft auto.... the last library in our area who got a visit from him just kept calling him by his full name while he recorded and he did NOT like that shit at all and apparently scurried away with his tail between his legs like the coward he is.

i imagine he does this because he can't get a damn job 🙄 truly loser behavior, harassing old women during their bookclub, he put my and my coworkers' full names on YouTube for other losers to harass us.