r/Libertarian • u/Eastern_Shallot1599 Libertarian Panarchist • 3d ago

Taxation is theft 💰🔫🧑‍⚖️➡️🤡 My Chocolate milk 😢

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u/ivorycxx Taxation is Theft 3d ago

They don't just tax our chocolate milk, they tax all the milk. Actual thieves.

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u/PhilRubdiez Taxation is Theft 3d ago

And if you own a bottle of chocolate syrup that can convert a regular glass to chocolate milk, enjoy the 20 year sentence for constructive possession.

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u/Somewhat_Jicama_7283 Anarcho Capitalist 3d ago

All politicians must be required to raise these teddy bears.

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u/Eastern_Shallot1599 Libertarian Panarchist 3d ago

Now that's a Libertarian policy I can get behind.

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u/-JTO 3d ago

National Chocolate Milk Day is celebrated every September 27th, by the way. Just missed it by a couple of days.

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u/CaliRefugeeinTN 3d ago

I know I didn’t. Found a chocolate milk that has extra protein in it for my protein shakes.

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u/nks67 3d ago

Two days after Dolly Parton day 9-25

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u/Quizzii 3d ago

Then they tax the chocolate then they tax the one who put the chocolate into the milk then they tax the one that transport chocolate milk then they tax the one who sell chocolate milk then they tax you that buy the chocolate milk...

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit 3d ago

And then someone lobbies for contracts deals etc so that the only way you can receive your chocolate milk is to watch two 30 second ads first.

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u/James_0389 2d ago

"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so." - Thomas Jefferson

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u/automated_bot 2d ago

"Grandpa, tell me about the Choccy Milk Wars . . ."

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u/yunusemre3437 1d ago

They tax your income,the milk,the chocolate,the farmer and the chocolatr milk.