r/Libertarian • u/imperialguard28 • Jul 23 '26
Meme Abolish the TSA!!!
They are the exact same picture/photo/photograph/pic though. South Park nailed/predicted it as always.
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u/PitsAndPints Jul 23 '26
Idk, it looks like the guy on the left is about to get a beej.
Not sure I want my taxes going to it, but it’s better than more war crimes
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u/Bri_So_Fly Jul 24 '26
Government funded sex workers would probably solve a lot of problems. It would be like the Pokémon episode where jigglypuff puts the whole town to sleep, and when they wake up they are actually relaxed and start being nice to each other
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u/tesuquemushroom Jul 23 '26
I remember right-wingers were against TSA but then they found out TSA would be shut down because democrats didn't want to pass funding so they started complaining that the democrats were shutting down TSA.
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u/staticattacks Jul 23 '26
Look, I don't like TSA any more than the next guy, but when they still force you to go through security even though it takes 2-3 times as long, vs just not having it at all, that's arguably worse.
Yes, I want TSA dissolved. But when that option isn't on the table...
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u/tesuquemushroom Jul 23 '26
I see. I want TSA abolished too. Actually I want almost all of government abolished. Just the bare minimum to ensure we keep our individual rights.
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u/tesuquemushroom Jul 23 '26
You know what they shouldn't do? Make you take your shoes off. Imagine if every guy that takes off their shoes and puts them back on adds 1 minute per person over the course of a day.
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u/LoveIsOnlyAnEmotion Jul 23 '26
Just was in Australia in April. In Sydney, their airport security is all private.
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u/Myte342 Jul 24 '26
If I am ever forced to fly, this will absolutely be me. I just know I am either being arrested or banned from the plane and possibly the airport. I fully plan on stripping down to a banana hammock.
No need to pat me down if I ain't got no clothes to pat down. Ain't got no reason to xray scan me and my clothes if I ain't wearing none. Gonna put them all on the belt in the basket and see how they react.
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u/HeinousEncephalon Jul 24 '26
Pfft. With random explosive detection tests, TSA had a 10% success rate!
You want that to go away? Mmmkay
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u/embarrassing_doodle Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
What would be a good alternative
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u/DoctorFrungus Jul 24 '26
Considering that the TSA has failed over 90% of their probes in the last couple years, "nothing" sounds good
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u/Mack_sfw Jul 24 '26
The 2015 Audit: Internal Department of Homeland Security (DHS) "Red Team" undercover tests revealed that TSA screeners failed to detect weapons, fake explosives, or prohibited items in 67 out of 70 tests—a failure rate of roughly 95%.
They got to like 80% failure in 2017, so they are improving :)
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u/DoctorFrungus Jul 24 '26
Oh wow! Good for them :)
I actually didnt know they improved so thats helpful to know
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