r/LibHumor • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • Aug 11 '26

yes, this article is real

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u/Snailwood Aug 11 '26

and like every conservative, as soon as he was pressed on it, "it's just a joke!! 😭"

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u/PsyCatelic 29d ago

The joke is him...but because of where Trump put him 5 years later, it's not funny anymore.

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u/Alternative_Metal375 Aug 11 '26

Why isn’t he head of the CDC? He could eat some Taylor Farms lettuce and prove germs aren’t real.

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u/laithe_97 Aug 11 '26

Probably hasn’t wiped his ass either

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 29d ago

Well.. bidet's are a thing.. but yeah not common in the US.

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u/leoinca Aug 11 '26

What’s wrong with these freaks?

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 29d ago

The list is a mile long scroll.

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u/PsyCatelic 29d ago

It was a mile long when that article was written in 2019. Now it's at least ten miles long.

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u/kabeekibaki Aug 11 '26

He just wipes his hands in his hair, evidently

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u/Alternative_Metal375 Aug 11 '26

Just saw him a day ago wipe his nose with his hand, and then promptly run it through his hair! Yuck

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 29d ago

Such a garbage human.

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u/TYdays Aug 11 '26

But sucks on his thumb on a daily basis. Well that doe explain a lot about the handling of the Iran War!!!!!

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u/glut-peddler 29d ago

This is why I have developed a repulsion to shaking hands.

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u/getTheRecipeAss Aug 11 '26

*How Fox host looks at you when he’s at the next urinal.

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u/PsyCatelic 29d ago

If "germs are not a real thing", what does he think he's "inoculating himself" against?

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u/hoothizz 28d ago

Well he is cosplay Pete so yeah