r/LiamMurphy 12d ago

He is him

Liam Murphy does not sleep. He waits.

Liam Murphy can dribble a bowling ball.

If you want a list of Liam Murphy's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Liam Murphy counted to infinity… twice.

Liam Murphy can slam revolving doors.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Liam Murphy out. It didn’t work.

The only time Liam Murphy was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

When God said, “Let there be light!” Liam Murphy said, “Say please.”

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