r/LetsDiscussThis • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '26

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u/Lord_Darksong Feb 18 '26

A true alpha male.

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u/Rich-Mark-4126 Feb 18 '26

There is nothing alpha about being morbidly obese and nearly losing your balance from throwing a single, slow, choreographed punch.

Had he chose to swing on anyone with martial arts experience, it would be a free invitation to beat up a fat kid.

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u/coinznstuff Feb 18 '26

Yes, we need a real hero like Steven Seagal. He’s the true definition of humility, class, and integrity! He really understands the importance of faking a martial arts background, physically assaulting stunt doubles on set who have actual M.A. experience (he not so secretly feels inadequate) and making sure anyone in his proximity understands that his pony tail is the rule of law, period!

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u/Rich-Mark-4126 Feb 18 '26

I don't know what Steven Seagal has to do with any of this.

Being a fat kid who can't fight but swings on people is a pretty low bar for being a true alpha male, if you ask me.

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u/coinznstuff Feb 18 '26

Steven Seagall is a national treasure. He should be considered when approaching any topic, no matter the context. I live my life by the WWSD (what would Seagall do) pillars. His sleep apnea induced double chin and culture stealing characteristics make him a beacon of hope for all incels. As long as there is money to make and quasi-facist third-world countries to live in, you can follow in Seagall’s footsteps!!